Okay, I thought of a couple funny Doctor Who things.(some of them might not be very funny actually XD)

What went on in Martha's head for her entire season:

He is bae
Bae doesn't like me like I like bae
I can't get mad at bae cause he's bae
Bae kissed me
B
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K
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D
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Bae, do you like me?
No?
Well f*** you bae
Bye!
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Just imagine Amy and Donna arguing
It would be beautiful
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This is the way that the 11th Doctor or 10th Doctor would start a joke.

So a Silurian, Weeping Angel and a blonde walk into a bar.........
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What do you call a cruel Timelord?
Heartsless
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Clara: hey, did you know that Daleks make soufflés?
11: no, they do?
Clara: yeah! I've had one!
11: really! How did it taste?!
Clara: Dalektable!
11: *grumpy cat face*
Clara: *that super kawaii anime happy goofy face*
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(For those Fairytail fans, I've only seen like one episode XD)
Imagine if K9 met Happy
It'd be the most ADORAFREAKINGBLE THING EVER!!!
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What would happen if the 11th Doctor like walked into a costume shop or Justice or something and saw sparkly bow ties........
11: what the heck.....
[two minutes later]
11:SPARKLEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ *runs around wildly*
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What if Captain Jack got into a dance battle to Uptown Funk with 9 or Micky or something...... He would probably LITERALLY kiss himself on those words XD
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Roses are red
The TARDIS is blue
I'd leave in a heartbeat
How about you?
To see all I can see
And go wherever I can go
But stay here at home?
How about no!
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