Again. It happened again. But this time I'm joined by Ethan/ Zatom.

Sup?

And he is legit here next to me.

Let's go.

Rules:

1. You have to post all rules. (The bane of my existence)

2. You have to tag 13 people.

3. You have to answer 13 questions for you and ask 13 for somebody else.

4. You can't say "I don't do tags."(Which is why I'm stuck here again)

5. You have to do this within a week apparently, or else you must do what I say. (I order you to tag SOMEONE ELSE!!!)

6. Be creative with the name. Still doomed.

7. You have to put this in a book. Well... do you guys see it? I do. Okay! Check that off the list.

8. Tag backs are allowed, as I have witnessed....

1. Favourite IRL Animal?

I already answered this a thousand times. It's a snow leopard. No reason why.

Platypus. Always and forever.

2. Least favourite video game?

I don't know. There are a lot of dumb video games.

FNAF.

No.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

3. Fav food?

Junk food included? If so, Sunchips.

Me too. Embrace the power of Ra.

If not, tortellini.

Gross.

I hate you.

5. Save your parents, your greatest friend, or your most loyal pet?

My parents.

Well, me and Willem are doomed.

No, it's GREATEST friend. So only Willem would die.

HEY!

6. Dream job?

DREAM job? Well if it could be any job then-

ARCHITECT!!!!!

7. What does hope mean?

Hope means that in your darkest times, you still believe you can get through them. Hope is not a tangible object, but can still be passed on through others, and in the end, may even be more powerful than any weapon or blade. Hope is what keeps you fighting, even when it seems impossible, because you know that you might succeed. It's also someone's name. .3.

Hope is someday getting away from Dream.

8. What's your first pet's name?

I used to have a goldfish named Goldie. I know, best name ever.

(at this point Ethan left)

9. What is your wildest dream?

My wildest Dream is right next to me. She's the only one I know.

I'm not wild! How dare you!

10. Read and never write, or write and never read?

Can I read what I write? Probably read and never write. Ethan doesn't read at all, so...

Hey! Not true!

11. Did you notice something strange in the other questions?

Yes, you skipped four. Which I completely understand. Four is a stupid number.

12. Create your own creature and name it.

Both: The Platypus Three- Thousand, your gardening cyborg.

13. Do you know the answer to this; if you had four pencils and seven apples, how many pancakes would fit on the roof?

Purple, because aliens don't wear hats. (don't ask me to explain it, I can't)

Okay, I'm taking TheDarkEpress's advice, and just doing 13_people, and Armed_Ice. Maybe you can send this plague elsewhere.

Questions: (I'm gonna make things interesting and make some riddles)

1. A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught?

2. A is the father of B. But B is not the son of A. How's that possible?

3. Mary's father has five daughters, Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. Who is the fifth daughter?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide?

5. If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first?

6. There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?

7. What can you never eat for breakfast?

(I'm done with riddles now)

8. If you had to name a city after yourself, what would you name it?

9. What is the most memorable class you have ever taken?

10. What is the most annoying commercial you have ever seen?

11. Glass half full or empty?

12. Survive a shark attack, or a plane crash?

13. If you could bring any person back to life, who would it be?

I'm done... for good. Please.... I am literally on my knees now.