Sometimes I'm so perverted it scares me •^•

Person: *sees phone* Oh my god! Your phone is so tiny!

Me: That's what she said HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE Please kill me

Person: *walks away*