1. Can a vegan
Drink milk?

COINCIDENCE?

I THINK NOT!

I mean...
It's basically cow pee mixed with weeds
Buy
It comes from an animal
So
...
Yeah

2. Are hot dogs
Sandwiches

COINCIDENCE?

I THINK NOT!

They're just sideways sandwiches
I've asked like 40 people this
And they said no
But they're blind
You can turn a square in its side
And call it a triangle

3. Is Lily
Secretly not an actual cat in real life?

COINCIDENCE?

I THINK NOT!

How can they type
Cats don't have thumbs
I'll sue you lily
For infringement
I have attorney J. Maloney Frost
He'll personally return your call

I'll cut you. ~AngryLilyfrostCAT.

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