*in Hello Turtle's voice* Hello!

*explodes*

*rewind*

I'm baccc!

And I'm in a gooood mooood todayyy!

So here's a tag, for youuuuuuuuu (picture is in the header )

Okay so, I think we all know this tag is gonna be a looong one. But that's good for me, specially since these questions are kinda good. And I like answering the questions uwu

1. List 20 random facts about yourself

Heh, you know what? I'm going to pretend that I misread 20 as 10 UwU

And dude you didn't even need to say the word random there. Everybody knows I'm already random XD

So yeah let's do this.

•I'm learning the Arabic language these days. Wee have an hour long class, 4 days a week UwU

•I had scrambled eggs today and they reminded me of a friend from school. She was the only one in our trio who brought lunch from home and her mom used to make THE best scrambled eggs and Gobi parathas. I really really miss them TwT

•Lisa is giving me a strange look rn, for some reason (I swear I didn't do anything) and she looks damn cute OwO

•I may or may not have a short story idea that I may or may not be working on :p
It'll be around 4000-5000 words long, hopefully.

•My favourite song at the moment is Saturnz Barz by Gorillaz

(omg I love the dude's chuckle in the beginning of the song XD Idek why, I just really really love it)

•I recently finished reading the book I Fight For Her by @ EverlarkCatoniss

And it was awesome! Elijah's character is just... irreplaceable, truly amazing, and he's such a special bean! I love the book!

•Apart from bananas, I love many other fruits. Like Litchis, oh man I love 'em!

•I cried yesterday.

Correction: I *laughed* until I cried.

Me and Sam were just talking to each other, goofing around (as usual) while having tea. And at the *exact* moment when I brought the cup to my lips to take a sip of tea, he made an Abey Saaley joke! Of course, that made me laugh and

I. Spit. Out. The. Tea.

And that made me laugh *even* more for some reason XD so ye, I cried.

•I've started to sketch since the past few days and it's so relaxing guys! I really enjoy doing it, regardless of the fact that the sketches don't usually turn out that good.

•Instead of a fact, why don't I show you guys something

So this is a story by an 8 year old kid that I know.

Once upon a time there was a cat and a dog. One day the cat went somewhere. Then the dog came and ate the cat's babies. The cat comes back and cries. The dog gets sad. Then the cat scolds him. And they lived happily ever after.

It's such a beautiful story (I am not being sarcastic at all)
The kid is 8 years old and English is not his first language! I'm so impressed.

•I fell from a ladder yesterday *smiles sheepishly*

2. Describe three legitimate fears you have and how they became fears

•Losing the people I love

I don't think I even need to explain the reason behind this

•(It's personal)
•(This one is also personal)

3. Describe your relationship with your parents

I love them to death. I cannot imagine a life without any one of them. At all.
They've spent a *big* part of their life trying to mold us into a good person, to give us a good life and they've done their best.

I want to do something for them. I want to give it back. I want to let them know that their hard work has not gone to waste.

4. List 10 things you would tell your 16 years old self, if you could.

Well, I'm only 14 now so shall I skip this one?

Positive.

5. What are 5 things that make you most happy right now?

•My cats
•My parents being *actually* happy (which is rare)
•My brother (shush everybody... he also makes me most angry sometimes so please shush)
•My friends
•My cousin J and her mum, my favourite aunt. Teh best aunt.

UwU

6. What's the hardest thing you have ever experienced?

Uhh well actually the hardest thing that I've experienced is sort of personal, you know?

But I can gladly tell you the second hardest thing :3

Abouut... Mm... 5-6 years ago, I think? Yeah probably. 5-6 years ago, My family and I met with a road accident. I don't remember anything of what exactly happened except that there was a sudden fall and I passed out.

When I regained my consciousness, all I could make out was that I was in the arms of my mum at an unknown place. It did bring me relief to see her, but not quite. The first thing that came to my mind were my dad and my brother. Where were they?

I somehow managed to ask my mum about them, and by ask I mean, just constantly repeating both their names. But of course, my mum got the hint and she said something that I couldn't quite understand. I just heard a bunch of gibberish. I really couldn't make out what she was saying and that was... that moment, it's explainable.
At that moment there were only two possibilities, and I just wanted to see my dad and brother in front of my eyes at that exact second.

7. What is your dream job, and why?

Honestly, I have always wanted be a writer/author. I have lots of different story ideas on an almost daily basis and I just feel like those ideas need to be turned into words. They *deserve* to be turned into words.

8. What are 5 passions you have?

•Reading
•Writing
•Sketching
•Animals
•Singing (kind of?)

9. List 10 people who have influenced you and describe how

Oh wooow.. 10? Ehhh..

I'll try to list as many as I can

•My aunt
Her, definitely. She's always trying to do everything to keep her family well, happy. She cares about them more than anything and she's THE kindest person on this planet. I really look up to her.

Yeaaahh...... Can't really think of more at the moment. Maybe some other time. XDD

10. Describe your most embarrassing moment

Oof so much to choose from XD

Okay okay, this one is from about two years ago, when I was still in school.

It was that time of the year when sports day was nearing and I was given the task of making a poster (along with the help of a few more students).
There was different colours' paint here and there.

After finishing up for the day, I left the art classroom as usual. And then after about 5 minutes of walking my name was called by one of my teachers and I came to a halt.
She came closer to me and said, "Are you on your period?"

I was of course, taken aback. (Mainly because I hadn't even got my period till then.) I stuttered like an idiot and asked her why she was asking that. She indicated to the back of my skirt and I turned around the upper half of my body to see that there was indeed a small red spot on it.

It all came to me. Someone probably spilled some red paint on the seat and I sat on it.

....Oops

11. Describe 10 pet peeves you have

•When someone ignores me. Of course, no one wants to be ignored XD

•When my phone lags.

•When the internet is working horribly.

•When I'm trying to think of the name of a song that I heard somewhere bUT IT JUST DOESN'T COME TO ME

•When someone says "Aur batao"
BRO THERE IS NOTHING I COULD 'BATA' YOU!

•When people get offended over really small things.

•The Indian schooling system.

•When someone replies with just a "K"

You know who you are.

Yeah, you.

•When Wattpad glitches.
OHWAIT NO EVEN WORSE! WHEN DISCORD GLITCHES

Which isn't really often but when it does glitch, it glitches gooooooood. The other day, all of a sudden I was kicked out of a server and no one even kicked me out! And then when they sent me another invite and I tried to join, it showed that I had been *banned*. Which I clearly hadn't been. I still haven't been able to join.
Discord hates me iwi

What did I ever do to you, Discord?

•People who tell me not to do something and then go right ahead to do it themselves.

•When a good book ends.
Honestly, it's such a pain to find another book just as good as the last one ;-;

12. Describe a typical day in your current life

Wakey wakey.
Breakfast.
School.
Lunch.
Stuff.
Chores.
Hanging at J's house.
Arabic class.
Discord. Wattpad. Others.
Arabic and others' revision.
Dinner.
Usually TV time with family which includes a lot of discussing random things.
Checking Wattpad. Discord. Others.
Reading a book before sleeping.
Night night.

UwU

And it's pretty much the same everyday. Curse my boring life.

13. Describe 5 weaknesses you have

I'll tell you one because fuck the rules UwU

Patience. I have very little patience and that's why I *hate* suspense. HATE it!

Just today, my mum got a call. Me and Saami were sitting it the same room. She talked to the person on the other line and from her replies, it seemed like we were going to have a guest.
And when she cut the call, I waited for her to tell us who it was but she remained quite. I looked at her for quite some time with urging eyes and since she didn't say anything, I finally exploded.

"MAWWWM!! This much suspense? Who was it? Who's comingggg? I've been waiting for you to tell me but you just went completely silent and you know how much I hate suspense!"

14. Describe 5 strengths you have

I'll pass.

15. If you were an animal, what would you be and why?

Weeelll... I'll be either a cat,

Or a Tigress

Or a Panther

OOH OR A RACCOON! I LOVE RACCOONS!

16. What are your 5 greatest accomplishments?

Uhm... Uh.. uhm...

17. What is the thing you most wish you were great at?

Shall I be honest?

Consoling.

I'm **terrible** at it. A person beside me could literally be crying because of something dire serious and even then I wouldn't know what to do.

HOW DO PEOPLE DO IT?

I get so conscious that what if something that I say or do triggers them even more? It's so hard.

18. What has been the most difficult thing that you've had to forgive?

Naht telling.

19. If you could live anywhere, where would it be and why?

Somewhere in the mountains.

fOr sUrE.

i tHiNK.

20. Describe three significant memories from your childhood.

•That one time I went to the market to buy a "bhutta" and I was holding the money in my hand a bit loosely and a goat ate it.

A GOAT ATE MY MONEY! FOR REAL!

I'm never trusting a goat again. Ever.
Fyi, I was v little at that time.

•When I went to Dehradun with J and her parents. Best vacation I have ever had to this day.

•And now last but certainly not the least.
A long time ago, my grandmother; she used to make different delicacies for me and my bro every day. It may not be a... Unique or different thing. But I just... I miss those days. Terribly.

Very terribly. It feels like at that time, everything was perfect.

Now, it's just that everything is different. Everything has changed and I think it's justified to say that it's *not* changed in a good way.

But hey! That doesn't mean I'm not glad about some of the things that changed. I have you guys now. My friends. And I'd *never* give up my friends. UwU

Life's good.

21. If you could have one superpower, what would it be and what would you do with it first?

The ability to read minds.

The first thing I'd do with it is read minds of the people around me. Well, obviously XD

22. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 15 years?

I'll pass this one.

23. List your top five hobbies and why you love them

•Writing
I've already told the reason behind it. In *this* same tag.

•Reading
Being able to meet different people. Virtually, yes. But still, I can meet people with different personalities without even really meeting them. I think that's the main reason I love reading so much.

•Sketching
Because it clears my mind. I sketch literally whatever I want to.

•Listening to music
Connecting my phone to the Bluetooth speaker.
Closing the door completely.
Turning up the volume.
Letting go and just dancing my heart out like no one is watching (because no one actually *is* watching XD).
That's one of the best feelings I know.

•Talking to my friends
Because they're all such weirdos XDD
And they make me laugh, they make me feel better.

They listen to me in my time of need. They try to help me in every way, but they should know that they already *are* helping by just listening to me. Just know that, guys.

24. Describe the family dynamic of your childhood vs. your family dynamic now

I'd rather skip this, if you don't mind.

25. If you could have dinner with anyone in history, who would it be and what would you eat?

Narendra Modi. We'll eat poisoned butter chicken.

Yea I'm willing to sacrifice myself for the good of the people of my country.

26. What popular notion do you think the world has most wrong?

Marriage.

27. What is your favourite part of your body and why?

Has got to be my cheeks. I don't even know why XD

28. What is your love language?

Cuddles and snuggles. Whenever I want to comfort any of my parents and let them know that I love them, I usually hold their hands, kiss it sometimes and hug them. And with my dad, it's always snuggling. I snuggle with him all the time.

29. What do you think people misunderstand most about you?

I'm not really... sure. It depends, probably. It depends on the first impression that I made on them.

30. List 10 things you would hope to be remembered for

Well..

**Being a good person, in general**

That's it, I guess.

What are the things *you* would remember me for?

Answer that question before continuing, you little goof^^ Hmph.

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Enough for today UwU

Feel free to steal this tag if you'd like to! I had fun doing this, maybe you will too OwO

And now,

Bai bai, See ya around, Catch ya later, Allah Hafiz, Have fun, See you soon, Stay safe!

Oh and most importantly,

Don't trust a goat.

MAZEY.OUT.

*Jumps out from the window*