Jezebel: :chatting with Summer: So, how did Black Friday go yesterday?

Summer: Well...

~ Flashback ~

Setting: Just outside of River territory, where a giant mall is there because the author of this part said so. It is nighttime, almost midnight on Black Friday.

The Quadruplets: :camped outside of the Riverside Mall: :they are third in line, behind Ash, Frost, and Holly, and Barracuda:

Dawn: :looking through wrinkled catalogues and writing a wish list: How much longer before the midnight sales begin, Twi?

Twilight: :looks on iPhone: About five and a half minutes... wake up Rip and Sum.

Dawn: :pokes head into tent: Get up, guys. It's almost time!

Riptide and Summer: :wake up:

All Quads: :shove everything in bags except for iron helmets and their wallets and phones: :put on helmets and get into battle stance:

Dawn: Alright, crew! Listen up! Our first target is Old Navy! Riptide! You'll stay in the checkout line! Twilight! You'll hit guy's clothes! Summer! Girl's clothes! I'll pop in between you two to protect you from snatchers!

Twilight: They're opening the doors!

Riptide: Let's do this!

Summer: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

:doors of Riverside Mall open:

Quads: :run inside mall: CHARGE!!!!!! :run into Old Navy:

Riptide: :saves spot in long line:

Ash and Jupitor: :fighting over a pineapple shirt:

Twilight: :grabs last pair of jeans on the rack:

Rustle: :looks at Twilight and his jeans: MY JEANS!!!!! :flies over and tackles Twilight:

Dawn: :sees Twilight and Rustle fighting: :runs over to destroy Rustle:

Rustle: :grabs Twilight's jeans: HAHAHAHA YOU FOOL :flies to checkout like and cuts in front of everyone like the big jerkface he is:

Twilight: :begins crying: THOSE WERE THE ONLY ADORABLE JEANS IN MY SIZE AND THEY MADE MY BUTT LOOKS CUTE AND WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL LIKE THIS WHYYYYYY

Dawn: :eyes Rustle evilly and growls: Rustle...

Summer: :is holding cute pink and purple shirt: I had to punch Head Elder Azure in the face for this but it was SO worth it.

Rustle: :wearing Twilight's jeans: Do these jeans make my butt look big?