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Okay, what if one of the characters ina  ship accidently called the other mommy or daddy, like how you sometimes do to teachers? XD

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Sophie (distracted but talking to Keefe): Hey Daddy can you get me the mallowmelt from the fridge?

Everyone in the room: *slowly turns to stare at Sophie* *pen drops*

Sophie: Uh- I *blushing so badly* Wait I mean-

Keefe (somehow has rose in hand): Call me that anytime.

Sophie: *stomps off, red* AGGGHHHHHH! CAN'T I GET FREAKING MALLOWMELT AROUND HERE WITHOUT SOME TRAGIC ACCIDENT!?!?

Tam (to Keefe): And there goes your shot with Sophie.

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Linh (to Dex): Hey Daddy can you grab my cloak from the rack.

*literally the whole universe stops for a moment* universe.exe has stopped working.

Tam: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL DID YOU JUST SAY LINH?

Linh: Oh GOD I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT DON'T MURDER ME TAM.

Linh (looking at Dex): I MEAN DON'T MURDER DEX ,TAM.

Dex: (thinking) Crap CRAP CRAP CRAP LINH WHHHHYYYYYY DONT YOU VALUE MY LIFE.

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