I swear there will be more then incorrect quotes in this book- Also threw in a few traditional ones bc yes

Grian: Sorry I was late I was... doing things-
Scar, scrambling in: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FREAKING STAIRS!
Grian: Push is such a strong word... I prefer to say, I gave you a gentle nudge...

Xisuma: Despite his criminal mind, he is behaving well.
Grian making NAR in the background:
Xisuma: His reward is the Canoe, this time he may sit in the canoe for up to an hour.

Grian: Did you know the PESKY BIRD is the most powerful animal?
Mumbo: It's not though..?
Grian: Yes it is. Not even death wants to deal with it's nonsense.

Empires False: WHO ARE YOU-
Hermitcraft False: Uh- THE POLICE!
Hermitcraft False's mind: Shoot she will never buy it-
Empires False: ...
Hermitcraft False: ...
Empires False: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *Jumps off a balcony*

Grian: Don't leave me :<
Pearl: I have to go-
Grian, clinging to her leg: No.
Pearl: Grian-
Grian: Never.

Xisuma: We have to destroy the scroll.
Grian: It's HISTORY
Xisuma: It's a book of creation of bombs
Grian: EXACTLY. It shows the history of explosives.

Grian: I'm bored. I'm gonna go blow up a house.
Mumbo, concerned: Don't blow up a house, Grian
Grian: Again. You mean again
Mumbo, as Grian runs away: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'AGAIN'?

Someone, interviewing the hermits: What gives you the most joy?
Mumbo: Finally finishing a creation
Scar: Getting through an hour without dying.
Xisuma: My server being happy
Pearl: Things being upside down
Grian: :)
Mumbo, Scar, Pearl and Xisuma: Grian no
Grian: My friends
Everyone: Aw...
Grian: And explosions.

Mumbo: if we were a family, what would the family tree look like...
Pearl: Grian and I would be the chaotic younger twins
Grian: YESSSSS, and Scar would be the middle brother who we convert into our chaos
Scar: Yeah I can see it-
False: I'd be an older sister who doesn't want to deal with everyone's stuff
Grian: What about Mumbo?
Pearl: Older brother who is super busy at school and has to spend all their time doing work
Mumbo: ... do I really work that much-
Grian: Yes, but we love you anyway (/p)
Cleo: You'd think I'd be with false, but in reality I'm the sassy aunt
Xisuma: who'd be the parent though-
Everyone - X: Bursts out laughing
Xisuma, confused: Whats so funny
Pearl: Your the father, no doubt about that-
Grian: DADSUMA

A/N:
Sorry this update took so long, I've been focusing my limited time and motivation on other books but I got inspo for this so yeah