Scarian and HEX

Uses the LF personalities.

IRLish!AU

haha dyslexia thinks that says Irish.

okay so I asked some people what Hels would act like when drunk, and one of them said horny and straight up left our GC so I want to honour him. so he's a mix of what Vee said and what *name* said.

he's also the same dude who bought a dildo and mailed it to his teacher.

I love the fact that Xemon is just included in boatem game night, and it's just tradition to invite him, even though when he's there, no games are played all the way through. Minus UNO. 

Pearl also now just has a shit ton of wine on hand, because she's 1. classy 2. she doesn't like other alcoholic beverages. 

*gasp*  Wine Aunt Pearl.

TW - Drinking, Hickeys, idk Drunk Hermits?

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[Xemon POV] 

So, I was originally at this party with Grian, Scar, Impulse, Pearl, and Hels and we ended up leaving, with most of us frunk or at least tipsy and it's been a ride.

Since we're at Impulse and Pearl's apartment [Because rent fucking sucks in our city], Impulse had gone to bed and the rest of us are 'playing' monopoly.

Where Scar and Grian started out arguing;

"THAT WAS MY RAILROAD!"

"NO, IT WaS MinE"

And they slowly got closer as they continued arguing as the game went on before they ended up looking at the other's lips, and they're now fucking making out on Pearl and Impulse's couch. 

Pearl's forgotten about the game entirely, and she's, I think grabbing more wine, or whatever she's been sipping on this entire time. She's back now, with a bottle of some cheap ass wine, and is 'rooting Grian on'. 

Hels is trying to play the game, as he clings to my shoulder. He's been there the entire time while playing and hasn't bat an eye to the other's antics. 

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I've gained Pearl's bottle of wine. She's gone to try and get Impulse in on the game.

I don't want to deal with their shit right now, so I'm going to, and please don't do this unless you're me, chug the bottle of wine. 

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Hels stole the wine before I was halfway through it, and he finished it off.

And because he acts differently when drunk at times, he's changed from being fucking clingy to being a damn flirt and I "don't" like it. 

He hasn't done much because we've restarted monopoly, with Grian and Scar sharing a piece because they're all over each other and because they're drunk. 

Hels isn't playing anymore, and Pearl finally woke Impulse up and he's being forced to deal with us. Pearl also grabbed ANOTHER bottle of wine and she and Impulse split it into two large glasses. 

I don't know why they didn't include me, but then again I'm drunk enough and Hels is staring everyone down. 

Did Hels just-??? JMKjfnmdKIJNMKjfd.

He gave me a fucking hickey.

That is going to be hell to explain to both him and Xisuma tomorrow. 

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Hels is out like a light, I'm pretty sure I'm covered in hickeys, Scar and Grian managed to drunkenly propose to each other, Impulse went back to bed because "I don't need a headache right now if I'm going to have one from a hangover." And I think it's also because Zedaph and Tango are supposed to bother him tomorrow.

Pearl's out as well, and I think Monopoly's been abandoned. 

I guess I'm sleeping here tonight.

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It's 7 am, and Scar and Grian are both awake, and they've decided to try and wake everyone up by poking them.

It worked, but ow. That was not a poke. I think they're still kind of drunk? I guess sleeping didn't completely sober them up. 

Hels is looking at me mortified. Why is he-

Oh shit.

The hickeys.

I really don't want X to kill my boyfriend...

I'm going to bother Pearl to see if she, or anyone she knows, has makeup.

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So Grian has a lot of makeup and Pearl doesn't for some reason, and we've managed to cover up the majority of the hickeys. 

Oh, and Grian and Scar are both sober now. Impulse forced everyone to sober up because most of us are driving home. 

By most of us, I mean all of us guests besides Scar, because he lost his license. [And no one but Grian knows why]

Time to head home I guess, and try to hide from Xisuma until the hickeys disappear.

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I don't remember writing any of this and I honestly don't care.