(IMPORTANT NOTE: I'm not hating on Fonnie, this is just how I feel like their reactions would be)

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(Scrolling through weird FNaF fanart on Tumblr)

Bonnie: *laughing* Look how silly this is!

Foxy: *confusion noises*

Bonnie: You have to- 

(Finds a Foxy x Bonnie post)

Bonnie: Oh.

Foxy: Uh-

Bonnie: Oh. Oh, oh-

(clicks on the Fonnie tag and scrolls through a ton of shipping content)

Foxy: ...

Bonnie: Ohhhhhhhhhh-  *wheeze* Okay-

Foxy: *gets up and walks out*

Bonnie: Foxy, don't leave- *laughs* 

Foxy: *slams door*

Bonnie: Foxy, don't- *wheeze*

Bonnie: FOOXYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Foxy: *comes back in*

Bonnie: I love you!

Foxy: NO. I'M FUCKIN' DONE. I'M FUCKIN' DONE!

Bonnie: No, you're not!

Foxy: This is BULLSHIT!

Bonnie: I'm gonna-

(Page freezes)

Foxy: This is fucking bullshit!

Bonnie: *trying to click out and literally cackling* I CAN'T- I can't get off!

Foxy: WHAT IS THIS?!

Bonnie: I can't get off!

Foxy: WHAT IS THIS?!

Bonnie: *wheezes* I'm stuck!

Foxy: WHAT IS MY LIFE?!?!

Bonnie: *laughs and slams table*

Foxy: I can't do it, Bonnie!

Bonnie: I can't either!

Foxy: I can't fuckin' do it anymore-

Bonnie: WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, FOXY. You can give up now, or you can FIGURE IT OUT, because I CERTAINLY can't do it without you, and I KNOW you can't do it without ME.

Foxy: *inhales* I appreciate it... but look what we're dealing with, man!

Bonnie: *laughs* Foxy!

Foxy: You gotta draw the line SOMEWHERE!

Bonnie: Foxy- 

Foxy: You gotta draw the FUCKIN' line in the sand, dude!

Bonnie: Foxy, you-

Foxy: You gotta make a STATEMENT! You gotta look INSIDE yourself, and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?" NOT FUCKIN' THIS!