-courtesy of @thomasfcksmacaroni who wrote this short one shot-
"AND HE JUST THINKS HE'S SO AMAZING WITH HIS FUCKING DISGUSTING FRENCH MACARONI, AND HIS FUCKING TERRIBLE ATTITUDE-" Alex ranted to John, his face red as he spoke of his sworn enemy.
Normally, John didn't mind Alex's constant rants about Jefferson, he actually found it somewhat cute at times. The problem with this time was that John and Alex were laying in bed, both naked. Yep, Alexander had interrupted ~sexy times~ purely so he could talk about how much he despised Jefferson. How hot.
"Alex, please stop, I'm horny," John looked up at the now standing Alexander.
Once John said that, Alex stopped moving and speaking, as if he finally remembered what they were doing in the first place.
"...But Jefferson's macaroni-"