Fine. You want to be a complete butthole to me? Fine. But I have something called GOOD COMEBACKS.

Like really.

So my friend got her foot injured, and started crying

And I'm just like

GIRL I TWISTED MY ANKLE

AND ACTED LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL

then she speads the ride back on her iPad or sleeping.

She was VERY short with me. Like I was trying To help, and she starts fussing at me. AMD im like, "You wanna tease me? Fine. But I know a way to BRAG about that. So grow up."

I didn't say that, but I sure did imply it.

Don't be a jerk to me, because I rarely back down.