Yay we got another one of these!

^also look at that image up there.
IT'S A BABY WEEEOT!

Me: <Listening to radio>

Radio Guy: There was a boy in China who got stuck in a malfunctioning elevator due to his own joke.

Me: This is gotta be good.

Radio Guy: He was on the elevator when he peed on the panel for the elevator.

Me: Tf?

Radio Guy: The elevator opened slightly, but then closed tight, and stopped working. The boy was so scared he started rapidly pressing buttons on the panel, but to no avail.

Me: <laughing hysterically>

Radio Guy: He was eventually rescued by building Maintenance. His parents were in denial that he did this saying "He can't pee that high!" They soon were proved wrong after watching the security feed.

Everyone in the radio studio: <laughing hysterically>

Radio Guy 2: How would they know how high their son can pee?! <more laughter>

Radio people: <makes jokes about the story>

Me: <had to get out of the car to go to school (_ _ ')>
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<friends crushing other friend in hug>

Me: Leave the poor girl alone!

Hugging friend: NEVAH!!!

Friends boyfriend: Nu.

Friend being crushed: <mouths> HELP ME

Other friend: That moment when your dad asks you to take out the trash and you jump in the trash can.

Me: That moment when you're in the car with your mom and the both of you are singing to Evanescence.

Other friend: You win.
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Me: <goes to Wellness class>

<sees science teacher instead>

Me: Why are you here?

Teacher: What does it look like?

Me: <hasn't seen stuff on the board yet, so makes joke for every teacher I see when I don't see them in the hour I'm supposed to> I'm not supposed to see you for four hours!

Teacher: <no sense of humor> You want me to send you to the office?

Me: <shrinks away> No... (is just a prank bro)
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Friend: Luke wants to kill himself.

Me: False. I have no life so therefor I cannot "die".

Friend: Your life is to listen to LINKIN PARK.

Me: I don't just listen to LINKIN PARK.

Friend: Name other bands for us to make fun of you for.

Me: Skillet.

<silence>
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<friends walk in>

Me: I feel like an old person!

Friends (Team Skull and sane one): Why?

Me: My back hurts!

Sane friend: Welp, that's one way to complain...
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"Team Skull yo" Friend: YOYOYOYOYOYO

ME: YOYOYOYOYOYOYO!

Sane friend: <sighs in disappointment>

"Team Skull yo" Friend: YOYOYOYO HAVE YOU WORKED ON CHAPTER 15 AT ALL???!!!

Me: NOPE!
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<class in mock trial>

"Team Skull yo" friend: I shall be the one to scream "objection". I am the loudest one here!

Me: <says significantly louder> You wanna test that?
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Shipper friend: <watching bad commercials> Hey Luke! Watch this!

((DON'T WATCH IT

IF YOU DO, DON'T BLAME ME FOR IT))

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Me: <Stops watching commercial as head starts violently shaking>

Friend: Luke, are you okay?

<everyone stares at me>

Me: <slowly sinking in chair>

Friend: Shipper friend you broke Luke again.
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Idiotic asshole: Are you dumb?

Random classmate: What?

Idiotic asshole: You just said "bless you" when I burped.

Random classmate: I—

Idiotic asshole: Dumbass.

Me: Spell it.
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<walking with Shipper friend and two other friends>

Me: Idea.

Friends: Luke, wait—

Friends: Goddammit Luke.

((Linkin Park dude is Friend
Torchic is Shipper friend
Stevie is other friend))

Me: Best idea ever.

Shipper friend: Yes.

Friend: We're doing this tomorrow.

Me: Damn right.
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So that's what happened.

Yeah, were weird.

That story about the elevator is true though.

Also the friend labeled as such hates LINKIN PARK...

So I censored him as LINKIN PARK! (Privacy reasons)

C'yall later!