Well...

I tried to do an "everything wrong with me" thing by asking my friends "by personal experience, what is the single most ridiculous yet hilarious thing I've ever done?"

One person had an entire list...

Most people couldn't think of any.

That may not sound bad, but I'm not done.

They couldn't think of one because there were too many to remember.

So here's 16 things wrong with me:

—I once rammed my head into a wall while trying to stop my sisters from killing each other.

—A friend shipped me with Shauna because of my reaction to Pallosand's backstory.

"So we're catching a POKÉMON???!!!"
–Lukenotskywlkr 2016

—I summoned a Pichu in said friends game once. Spell ritual and everything.

—I used to think Dragonite could learn Tri Attack...

I may or may not have an OC with said Dragonite XD

—I used to think a friend of mine was named "Tod" instead of "Tai".

—I wrote the cringiest song in the world 3 years ago (thank god its not on the internet XD)

—I can't feel a Volleyball bouncing off my head.

—I ran into too many things for me to remember (most of them were walls).

—I've owned the same sweatshirt for 8 years (wearing it right now as I'm writing this).

—I had no idea who Prince was until he died

—I've never had a crush before.

Because of this, I don't know what it feels like (which is why I went on a small rant for the crush question on tag 1)

—I make puns so much irl, some of my friends call me the "Pun-jitsu master".

—I once drank hydrogen peroxide thinking it was water.

—The fact that my mind was capable of dreaming Crocodiles driving a golf cart.

—I got an answer of .00000095183546 on a simple math equation. (Apparently that what you get when you divide 16 by 16,809,629)

—I once read the elemental punches as "hammers" like... 5 years ago?

That's just to name a few. I've gained 20 chapter ideas XD!

I hope y'all liked reading how big of an idiot I am. C'yall later! (^O^)／