Ok so I just started reading this on-going fanfic on AO3 where Alex is really weird like seriously m8 take a chill pill (not from Japan) and be a lil nicer and less creepy plz and John is being dragged into this mess when the poor guys just wants a normal teenage life aND IM SO DAMN SURE ALEX IS PART OF THE MAFIA OR SOME SHIT, I JUST KNOW IT AND I REALLY SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE BUT I PREFER BREAKING MY HEAD MAKING THEORIES AND WHINING ABOUT WANTING MORE CHAPTERS ALREADY, YAY

(Send help plz, what am I doing with my life. Also there are already 60 parts of this?? Wut??)

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