Oh boy, here we go

(This, obviously, has spoilers of the PJO and HOO books so beware of those!)

Now with the rant

*INHALES*

What the fuck is up with the "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT YOUR TYPE!? I'M EVERYONE'S TYPE" joke??? Like?? Uhhh??

We're talking about Percy here. Percy I have serious self-esteem issues Jackson. He would never think that he's everyone's type for Apollo's sake, the boy basically hates himself. He literally was surprised about the "You're not my type" comment for like two seconds and then went back to trying to say what he was saying.

And it's not only in the joke, in many fanfics I've seen Percy being portrayed as an egocentric fuckboy.

What??

First of all Percy has a horrible self image. And second, I am personally offended by people calling Percy a fuckboy, he's the most loyal boyfriend you could ask for (like literally, his fatal flaw is being loyal. He's basically the embodiment of Hufflepuffs) he isn't a fuckboy, it's not his fault that he's so damn cute and everyone falls for him.

AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE THEME OF THE PJO/HOO FANDOM

So I saw a poll the other day saying which kind of couple was Solangelo: The lovey-doves cute honeymoon phase couple, or the old married bickering couple.

I was shook when I saw the first options had more votes.

Yo, are we talking about the same couple here??? The day Solangelo isn't the old married bickering couple is the day Zeus starts keeping it in his pants. Meaning: never.

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I think people seem to forget that Piper is a tomboy, she's not feminine, nor girly, or anything along those lines. Christ.

So yeah, the representation of this characters by the fandom it's very fucked up. I'm sure there's more but these are the ones that bug me the most.