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So yeah, more thing about be that you guys didn't want to know, sorry <3 xD
Also, why the Fuck does this """book""" has 3.1K read????
1- So this one time before I changed my glasses I was in the couch, and since I didn't saw well I saw something on the floor and thought it was just a fluff. A few minutes later the little shit starts moving and it turns out it was a freaking spider with a fluff on top. I went to look for a shoe to murder that bitch and then I look at it and with the most serious voice ever, say "You're not what I thought you were" and then I squished it with the shoe. I'm literally a drama queen.
2- When I went to see Wonder Woman with my mom she told me I'm like Diana because I'm always fighting everyone and everything.
3- When I'm older I want to foster dogs and maybe cats <3.
4- I just saw my dog murder a tiny lizard a few minutes ago.
5- Thanks to him and my other dog I have also seen not-so-tiny-lizards decapitated in my backyard.
6- Still on the subject of lizards (Because I didn't know what else to talk about) With a friend I once saved a lizard's life in my school (And got caught holding some dangerous scissors in school on the proses, whoops).
7- It took my dad two years and me directly telling him for him to notice that I'm a tomboy.
8- My cousin literally called me a Black Carrot yesterday, ah family
9- I have the weirdest laughs ever, I'm not even kidding when I say that I sound like I'm having an asthma attack.
10- The other day I had to run my whole street in my pajama shorts because my dog thought it would be a good idea to run away.
11- Im not a fan of being a leader, I never have and I probably never will. What bothers me the most about that is that my dad is always telling me how I (in other words) have to be better than everyone else and be a leader. It's really stressing sometimes.
12- I bought a spinner and I totally hate myself for it.
13- I have the weirdest theories and conspiracies you'll see in s long time.
Uhg, I'm too lazy to tag people right now so if you want to do this you're tagged!
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