I told my moms about getting 420 followers on my "writing app". That's what this app/website is called by my moms.

And my first mom said "Wahoo!"

The other said, "So you have stoner followers."

This is my family people...

They forced me to watch the Deadpool movie at 10 or 11. I didn't even want to see it. I kept saying I didn't even WANT to see it. And this was when they had it on DVD, so they knew there was a sex scene.

I found my mom in a 80s gay porn magazine while looking for Christmas stuff.

My parents are weird.