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And now, the history of the Trump campaign, in about one minute

Trump admission: "NO YOU CAN'T JUST DISOBEY THE LAW AND PROTECT THE IMMIGRANTS AGAINST THE PRESIDENT'S ORDERS!"

California: "Yes I can. I just did it. And I'll keep doing it."

Trump: "I'LL TAX YOU EXTRA!"

California: "You've been taking us 2x any other state during the Obama Administration but okay."

Trump: "And I'm taxing twice all the other blue states!"

California: "Okay."

Other blue states: "WHAT!?"

Trump: "And now doctors can discriminate against the LGBTQ community."

LGBTQ: "DUDE WTF!?"

Trump: "And I'm taking most of our money towards the military!"

USA bank: "WHAT MONEY!? USA HAS 1¢ IN THE BANK!"

Trump: "And I'm not securing COVID because it's mostly killing all of the democrats and people in blue states!"

Red states: "But now it's killing us too!"

Trump's staff: "And it's killing us too!"

Trump's doctors: "And now you have it too!"

Biden: "Lol see you next election!"

Trump: "I'LL WIN THE ELECTION! YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO WIN!"

Biden: *wins election like a boss*

Trump: "No the election was rigged!"

Biden: "Alright, we can recount in the red states first-"

Trump: "NO IT WAS RIGGED IN THE BLUE STATES!"

Democratic party and some republicans: "DUDE WTF!?"

Democratic party: "Wait what are you guys doing here?"

Some republicans: "Yeah no Trump is crazy lol!"

Other republicans: "No Trump is going great it was rigged lol. And I'm definitely not trying to boost the president's ego lol."

Russian boats: "Yo while you guys are having this election hissy fit, we are surrounding Alaska lol."

Biden campaign: "You need to give us the messages ment for the president to Biden. This is how it always was for a while."

Some republicans: "Yeah no it was rigged."

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