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And now, the history of the Trump campaign, in about one minute
Trump admission: "NO YOU CAN'T JUST DISOBEY THE LAW AND PROTECT THE IMMIGRANTS AGAINST THE PRESIDENT'S ORDERS!"
California: "Yes I can. I just did it. And I'll keep doing it."
Trump: "I'LL TAX YOU EXTRA!"
California: "You've been taking us 2x any other state during the Obama Administration but okay."
Trump: "And I'm taxing twice all the other blue states!"
California: "Okay."
Other blue states: "WHAT!?"
Trump: "And now doctors can discriminate against the LGBTQ community."
LGBTQ: "DUDE WTF!?"
Trump: "And I'm taking most of our money towards the military!"
USA bank: "WHAT MONEY!? USA HAS 1¢ IN THE BANK!"
Trump: "And I'm not securing COVID because it's mostly killing all of the democrats and people in blue states!"
Red states: "But now it's killing us too!"
Trump's staff: "And it's killing us too!"
Trump's doctors: "And now you have it too!"
Biden: "Lol see you next election!"
Trump: "I'LL WIN THE ELECTION! YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO WIN!"
Biden: *wins election like a boss*
Trump: "No the election was rigged!"
Biden: "Alright, we can recount in the red states first-"
Trump: "NO IT WAS RIGGED IN THE BLUE STATES!"
Democratic party and some republicans: "DUDE WTF!?"
Democratic party: "Wait what are you guys doing here?"
Some republicans: "Yeah no Trump is crazy lol!"
Other republicans: "No Trump is going great it was rigged lol. And I'm definitely not trying to boost the president's ego lol."
Russian boats: "Yo while you guys are having this election hissy fit, we are surrounding Alaska lol."
Biden campaign: "You need to give us the messages ment for the president to Biden. This is how it always was for a while."
Some republicans: "Yeah no it was rigged."
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