Florida man headlines, consists of the craziest shit ever in one long sentence.

I don't think this is that much of a bad thing.

He also looks very happy too.

Lets react to more now!

This is pretty tame. He just sounds like a bad liar. Or he really does have a cousin named John Wick. In which case, IS HE OUT THERE!?

Okay, how did try to burn the lover's house down with pasta sauce? Why did dress as a bull? In need a frocking interview with this guy this guy's incredible!

Its true he looks so sad. Someone, help this man. Did he get rehabilitated? I want to meet this man and hug him. This is so wholesome for Florida!

Funny story. The inter school knows most of each other because it has 100 or so people in the school, and it's easy to keep track of people.

And this kid, I'm calling Y for the story, was freaking insane. He's like a perfect version of a Florida Man.

So one time, he decided to microwave a random kid's iPad that was left unattended. On the opposite side, don't loose your iPad on a highschool campus.

Fun fact, he's really good at drawing machines, missiles, tanks and airplanes. I've seen his drawings they're very detailed. And he want to be a pilot when he grows up. Out inter school thinks if there is a second 911, it will be caused by him. He's done MUCH more dangerous stuff but those are stories for another day. He could've killed himself in some of these stories.

This is awesome. I've always wanted to do this. The figure of speak "killing with kindness" was so weird to me growing up. I love this man. I want to send him a cake during his prison sentence. Not only will he be epic in prison, but he will have my cake.

Not the children please. That's just, no. Keep it in Sex Ed okay?

I think his life drop about 20 years, not from the prison sentence, but from the calories and grease. And why a burger king? Do Mc Donald's or something!

Okay sir! *Sleeps*

*Moves to Florida*

*Loads shotgun* Do it scientist!

*Anime music star playing*

I, this, this is true love. How the wedding tabled.

WAIT WHAT'S THE AGE DIFFERENCE!?

Excuse me they did what-!? Are Alligators not harmful to humans!? Have I been lied to!?

Huh. Smart move. Normal day in Florida moving on.

Also there were a LOT stories of raping alligators. I'm not even joking look it up if you are willing to be horrified.

Anyways, that's that. I'm going to reflect on the fact that one of my classmates might turn into the next Florida man. See ya good night