Wait what
Isadora was gliding through the party in her cool pizza jumper. She thought she looked fly af but...maybe not. See, she wasn't too convinced about wearing a saggy old jumper over her pretty dress that she wore especially for the disco, especially to impress a certain someone.
But obviously she couldn't impress in this old pizza thing.
Isadora decided that maybe she could postpone the bringing down of the idiots at prufrock. This was a party for goodness sake and she was going to waste it looking like an Italian pizza slice? Nah. Not today. Today was the day that Isadora was gonna get her man.
Speaking of "her man", Herman Fish was around and about at the disco. He had his eyes set on someone as well. And no, he wasn't a possible love triangle candidate to stand in between Kladora, don't worry that relationship is basically a pentagram it has so many members.
Herman preferred girls a little more ginger. He spotted Carmelita across the room and decided to make his way over. Tonight was his night
Herman: Hey there my little Cheeto
Carmelita: Ugh get lost Herman. If we were in a book right now, you would be that character that the author had no intention on including until she saw a kind of weird opportunity for a pun or kind of funny transition
Herman: What
Carmelita: Nothing. What do you want?
Herman: Well I'll have you know that I love Cheetos, and you're ginger enough to be one, so how about we get out of here and go to a cinema
Carmelita: Um first of all that was pretty rude. And my hair colour isn't called ginger it's actually called Sexylicious Red by hairstylist Omar O'Mar, so don't you dare call me a Cheeto. Secondly we're at boarding school so how the hell would we go to the cinema?
Herman: Didn't you guys go to hell or something, and your mums fingernail
Carmelita: Shut up Herpes you don't make the rules around here
Herman: Oh wow so I'm an STD now?
Violet: You always have been
Carmelita: Damn Violet you're on fire tonight
Violet: Fuck yea I'm on fire
Carmelita: Yea
Violet: Because I'm hot
Carmelita: Yea?
Violet: See Herpes I'm the hottest gal around
Herman: You're really not
Violet: Um what
Herman: I prefer hotheaded girls like gingers. Because ginger looks like fire
Violet: I can be hotheaded. Just watch
Violet turned around and slapped the first person she saw in the face
Isadora: OW
Violet: Shit Iz
Isadora: Why're you slapping people
Violet: I'm showing Herpes I'm hotheaded
Isadora: You got herpes? Which of my brothers gave it to you?
Violet: Wait what
Isadora: Wait what
Violet: Wait what
Isadora: Wait what
Herman: My nickname is Herpes
Isadora: Wait what
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