[Later, in the hall there was an assembly]

Vice Principle Nero: Hello hello students!

Duncan: WHOOP WHOOP ITS DA SOUND OF DA POLICE!

Vice Principle Nero: WAIT WHAT? The police? Oh god they found me!

Miss Bass: It's a joke you dumb fool

Vice Principle Nero: *sigh* Was it that obvious? Well, I don't exactly have any plans so....TALENT SHOW!

Duncan: WOO GIMME A GO! *Clears throat and grabs the mic on stage* Now I want you all to know that this song means a lot to me... DONT YOU WISH YOU GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME? DONT YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME?

Isadora: No, not really

Duncan: Well, it was worth a shot...

Isadora: Move it Duncan! This is my chance! *Ahem* MY ANACONDA DONT, MY ANACONDA DONT, MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU'VE GOT BUNS HUN!

Some random girl: IVE GOT BUNS!

Isadora: Well done

Some random girl: They were half price from Tesco!

Isadora: Well...okay then...I'm going

Violet: DJ put some music on *someone sneezes* THATS MY JAM!

Random person: Someone keep that kid sneezing!

The kid keeps sneezing.

Violet: UH YEAH! IMMA BE A SNEEZING! IMMA BE A SNEEZING ALL NIGHT LONG!

Carmelita: Woo! Go Violet!

Violet: SNEEZING! WOO! Uh...yeah that's all I got

Duncan: I like to sneeze!

Violet: Good for you

Duncan: Can I sing again?

Carmelita: God Duncan! Let some others have a go! *Gets up on stage* I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AYOOO GOT AN ECHO!

Isadora: AYOOO! UNO MUSTACHIO!

Klaus: Lol what?

Isadora: Lol your MUM

Violet: Damn, that carrot has sass

Isadora: Are you saying I look like I'm wearing fake tan?

Violet: HEHEH

Isadora: COS I AM *Wipes face to reveal pale white skin underneath* I LOOK LIKE VOLDEMORT!

Voldemort: You called?

Carmelita: Bish this ain't even your fandom!

Voldemort: ...Right

Heyyyyy this chapter featured Voldemort! That's something, right? Hopefully you guys enjoyed this chapter. Hopefully you're not scared because of how random it is. Lol, there will be at least three updates on 23rd December so be prepared!