This was bad. This was really really bad. Duncan realised that he had made enemies with a pizza queen. Did that mean he couldn't eat pizza anymore?

Duncan: God freakin' dammit!

Italian Isadora: Is there a problem?

Duncan: SCREEEEE

Duncan ran away as fast as he could, leaving Italian Isadora in the dust

Italian Isadora: Did he just yell the word "scree"?

Isadora: I dunno. I guess that's just Duncan really

The two Isadora's looked one another up and down

Isadora: Wait a minute. There's something fishy going on here

Italian Isadora: Oh don't a'worry it's just my seafood pizza in the oven

Isadora: Oh right okay for a minute there I thought there was something strange going on

Isadora started to walk away but then she stopped and slowly turned around

Isadora: Wait a minute

Italian Isadora: Gulp

Isadora: You look just like me! I mean, you're cheesier, a lot cheesier actually, but you look relatively like me

Italian Isadora: I do? Well what a coincidence!

Isadora: [mutters] this is great. I can sass some ass without repercussions

Italian Isadora: What?

Isadora: Nothing! But...er...can I borrow that jumper real quick?

Italian Isadora: This one? But I like this one

She frowned and looked down at her pale pink jumper with a pizza motif on the front

Italian Isadora: Fine. Just give it back when you're done

Isadora: Thank youuuuu! Now, let's SASS SOME ASS!

Italian Isadora: What

Isadora: Nothing heh heh

At that Isadora skipped away wearing the pizza jumper. She was happy with herself to say the least. Her plan was, she could be as sassy as she wanted, and if it all went to plan she could say it was all her and she could be the sassiest girl in school. But if it all went wrong and the wrong people got offended, she could say that it was Italian Isadora all along and then she could sass Italian Isadora and then she would be the sassiest girl in the school. Win win

This was a mission. A sassy mission. Isadora was excited

Wow okay so I wasn't planning on any of this. I wasn't planning on anything in this very random story. I really enjoy writing this though because I can be as stupid as I want. Fun times.
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