So today this guy asked me,'Do you even have a life?'

I know this guy,he was my 5th grade bully and he still picks on me.

So I go,'What is a life?Is that edible?Is it an app?Is it a website?Is it a food brand?Is it a Fanfiction?"

I really don't know what a lifeu is because I never had one.My mom told me it was kidnapped but my whole family says I never had one...I believe them.