So me and Red went to church again, no big deal. Well on the ride home she starts telling me about someone who's giving her trouble. She starts explaining about how he's been like "You've never seen what t looks like, I'll show you" sort of thing, and she's convinced he meant it in a bad way and he's showing off.

Let me remind you, she gets offended at everything. I also heard that my aunt doesn't want to talk her trick or treating because she was rude to her daughter, aka YOUNGER cousin.

So I just say to ask him about how he meant it, and she starts saying about how she's not going to talk to him and that he's making her want to quit. He's like the only other person that does what she does.

WHY THE CRAP DO YOU TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS IF THERES NOT A DANG THING YOULL LISTEN TO?! DO YOU THINK I FREAKING CARE THAT YOURE OFFENDED THAT SOMEONES TRYING TO HELP?!

Gosh, this is why I love you guys. You trust me more than she does, and for all you know, I could be an old man.

I'm not, by the way XD

But would that honestly change anything if I were?