Dresses suck! And if I HAD to wear one to my wedding it'd be this one...

Doesn't show off every inch of my body? ✓

Not blinding white and not dirty white? ✓

No lace? ✓

Not super poofy? ✓

Perfect wedding dress! I'm gathering a collection of dresses I would wear if I HAD to wear a dress. But for now this is all.

And this is the hairstyle I'd have.