....... He is adding vodka in her glass...
"tujhe army wale salary nai de rahe kya...." she started...
"kyu"

"itni kanjoosi kyu kar raha hai.... Vodka ka stock to wese hi pada hota hai.... Tere pas..."

She was slightly tipsy....playing with dart board..
With rajveer's photo on it....

Each time missing the aim... As alcohol has messed up with her motor skills by now...

Finally one dart hit the board....
And she clapped happily...

" laga laga laga...."

She jumped on the couch...

"ae yedi.... Apne pati ko kyu sui maar rahi hai.... Bolu kya sir ko phone karke... Apna maal mere sar mar ke chale gaye huda ki bachelor's party me gulchhare udane...."

She was dancing crazily still happy that she finally aimed at the board correctly...

She went towards the board swinging.... Left to right...

" captain... Rajveer singh sheekhawat.... Black shirt me kitne hot dikhate hai... Muaahhh..kaash iski aadhi hotness bedroom me dikhate "

" ae shani apun sir ko call karta he... Fir unse real me chumma chati kar dena.....khali peeli photo ko Dekh ke khush ho rahi hai."

"shh
.. Koi unhe call nai karega... He is a bad hubbie... Very bad hubbie...
Actually...me unse bohot gussa hu.... Itna. Saara gussa" she extended her hads wide like sharukh khan in kuch kuch hota hai.... And vodka fell on allekh's shirt... Who by now had given up cursing. And she fell on the couch...

"koi tashan hua kya dono me..."

He asked out of concern. Wiping vodka off his coat..

Mourning the wastage of alchohol.... Actually its huda's bachelor party....but naina had insisted that she comes along... Practically stomped stubbornly.... Making rajveer's life hell...... He gave up and took her along....on all men's night... Where her entry had been banned.... She technically pulled the guards hair.... Who refused to let her in..
. Thankfully.... Aalekh managed the situation.. And took naina along to the lounge... Where they both sat drinking and rajveer fed up of her headed to the club.. Asking aalekh... Practically begging him... To handle her till the end of the party...

"are wo kya tashan denge... Acchi khasi bacchi ki life jhand karke rakhi hai.... Left right left.... Subha shaam...
Sala bedroom me bhi parade ground jesa feel aane laga hai...."

Aalekh was now enjoying the rant... He was getting some top secret info out of this drunken spy.... He was all ears....

" abhi parso subha ki baat le le.... Me ne bola.. Jaanu..
Duty me abhi time hai.how about a quicky... "
" jaanu?? " ... He was getting popcorn in the meanwhile...... To enjoy the movie....
"haan jaanu... Ek me hi hu.
. Jo itne pyaar se bulati hu..
Warna tu bata... Shaadi ke 4 saal. Baad konsi biwi apne pati ko itna bhaav deti. He... Din bhar jaanu jaanu... Karke inke peeche ghumti hu.

And ye hai ki hamesha chide hue...
Haan to parso bolne lage... Naina.

Abhi 6:00 hrs hue he... Ab karenge to duty pe 15 minutes late ho jaenge.... And i don't like being late... "

Aalekh was shell shocked..... How can someone reject an open offer like this....

" shuru se ese the sir... "

He asked out of curiosity.

" shuru se aise nai the.... Shuru me bade caring the... Baat baat pe hormy ho jate the.... Par ab.sab cold cold... Naina toopthpaste ka dhakkan floor pe kyu pada hai... Naina..tum itni rash driving kyu karti ho... Cadet singh aap duty ko itna lightly le nai sakti
Cadet singh..
Soldier ki life me discipline sabse important hota hai.... Cadet singh, cadet singh....bhaad me gai cadet singh... "

Aalekh had his share of entertainment off by now..... While pooja had joined them on the couch..
He indicated her to sit and join the show.... .

" sahi he yaar... Ye sare mard ek jese hote hai.... Mera wala bhi... Kaam kaam and sirf kaam... Shaadi ke pehle aage peeche ghumta tha... Ab mujhe tabhi yaad karta hai jab payal ki diaper na mil. Rahi ho...." both girls started the ranting....

And alekh started getting bored.....

Meanwhile at club kino.

" raaj.... Kya bat he.... Aaj no hard drinks.. "

Abhi came along...

" hard drinks lekar kya chadegi... Udhar wo maharani talli hokar bethi hogi..... Use wapas drive kar ke kaun le jaega.." he talked out loud..
Mentally.
.
Abhi laughed...
"wese aap ko pata he... Nandini... Ki bhi posting yahi delhi me hone wali he... Engagement se pehle... Unhone request orders bhej diye..hum to. Unhe waqt de nahi pate.. But she is damn matured....never complains.."
He laughed super hard..

. Chavhaan saab ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.... Aap dost hai mere is liye.. A free advise from a pati to a to be pati...
" Samajhdaar woman is a myth... In aurton se samajhdari expect karna is like major nair ko romance lessons dena..." ...he shouted loudly gaining attention of rest of the vrowd..

Abhi calmed him...

"pehle se aisi thi naina..." ... ." .he asked sympathetically... And slightly scared imagining his own plight... As he was about to get married soon

" Actually pehle aisi nahi thi...
Badi bholi thi.... ... Sir sir karke. Aage peeche ghumti. Thi.... Sab chup chap maan leti thi.... Ab to baat karo to kaantne ko daudti. Hai.... Sarcasm me to bhargav ko peeche chod diya.... Meri sikhayi... Mujh par bhari padh rahi he... Pehli baat apna acchha teacher hone par gussa aa raha hai... "

Abhi was now towards drunk raajveer...

" problem kya hai... Is it the sex... "

" sex... ka naam mat le yaar
..
Ajeeb ajeeb fantasises hai madam ki.... Aadmi hu... Johnny sinns nai.... Jo alag alag roles me ise entertain karu roz..... Ab roz excitement badhane ke liye kya karu.... Bechara kaam ka mara ek thaka hara aadmi.... Double life jee raha hai.... Subha soldier.... Shaam me pornstar.... Ye pornsites pe na... Ban kar dena chahiye... Unrealistic expectations ho gai he biwion ki.. "

Abhi laughed hard
" wese.. Dost.. I know a physician.... You can consult him... U know....like.. "

He spat on the drink he was currently sipping.....

" what the fuck.... I don't need any damn physician.... Chauhaan saab... Aap ne soch bhi kese liya..."

"raaj.. There is nothing to be shy about it..... Married life problems hoti hai...."

"bakwas mat kar yaar abhi...ek bakwas karne wali kafi he.... Mene ek bacchi se shaadi kar li he... Now i have realised....
Khush hoti he to sara ghar. Sar pe utha leti he.... Aur dukhi hoti he... To bhi sara ghar sar pe utha leti he...mahine ki aadhi salary to pizza delivery boy le jata he.... Aur pata nai wo women's magazine ke kon konse articles padh leti he.....
Us din captain simran se halki fulki flirting kya karli army ball me.... Pura ek hafta koi action nai diya madam ne.... "

Meanwhile at the lounge..

" what's up guys.... "

Neelu came along... While naina and puja were competing while hitting the dart board with ali and rajveer's photo on it... And aalekh was munching lays....

Neelu joined aalekh on the couch... While naina welcomed her..

"neelu... My darling... Dekh puja hum teeno me ye ek samajh daar he.... Jo. Apne kaidi ko ungliyo pe nachati he
... Dude give us some tips yaar.."

Neelu earned stares from aalekh... Who. Kept the chips. Down.. As now he was going to be the target of this mad wives association....

" oye... Koi kaidi nai he ye.... He is a pain i tell u... "

" ae shani... Itni hi mach mach he tto shadi kyu ki... "

"look dude... I m already out of sorts today... Don't mess up with me.... Warna is pura mahina dry day manana padega.."
Aalekh got scared at the dhamki... And decided to join guys at the bar... Where huda and ud was dancing like crazy
She took a peg... And joined the girls gang... And now aalekh's photo joined ali and rajveer's photo on the dart...

"sirji... Kya sukhi sukhi... Aur do chaar peg laga do... Yaar... Aapke huda ki shaadi he..." huda came chirping....

"haan haan.. Sir.. Ye pehla banda he... Jo apne barbaadi pe daru baat rahahe..."
Aalekh... Who had just arrived...

"sahi he aalekh... Har bakra halal hone se pehle ese hi chehekta he..."
Rajveer laughed..

"bole to... Ffree ki daru ko mana nai karneka...gataklo sirji... Udhar wesebhi aap ki bakri aap ke naam ka raag gaa rahi he... Use handle karne ke liye to isi ki zaroorat he..."
Rajveer nodded in full agreement... All serious..

"point..." he took whole peg in one go

A waiter came along.

"sir... Is mrs. Naina singh shekhawat your wife...."

He nodded.
"haaan wo meri bakri he.. I mean biwi he..."

"Sir she has puked on the lounge.... Please take her along... Unki ek waitress se hata pai ho gai... "

He ran towards the lounge... While aalekh and abhi followed.... Ud and huda were busy checking hot chicks out...
"naina... What the hell is all this..."

Rajveer looked at her horrified..
While naina was playing with the fish in the indoor pond... And a waitress constantly asking her not to do that..

His eyes then fell on the dart board....

With his photo badly mutilated... And so was ali's and aalekhs..

Three of them stared at each other. And went on towards there personal bakris...

"ex cuse me mam.... U cant do that.."

A waitress pleading naina to get up..

"shut up... Do u know who i am... Aap jaante he me kiski biwi hun... Rajveer sir ki... Shoo away.
. Warna.. Ulti duniya.... Punishment dilwa dungi.... Sir ko bolke..."

"Naian... Tum meri cadet he... Wo waitress nai.. And what is all this... Get up.. Now.."

"unhu"

"cadet singh.... Get up right now...its an ordr"

"cadet singh... Cadet sing... Cadet singh.. Dudh peelo... Cadet singh... Walk pe chalo... Cadet sing ye... Cadet singh wo.... Aap... Aap pati nai hitler ho.... Bedroom me bhi orders de te ho..."

"sach..."? Shalini who has just joined them asked out of curiosity...

"guys did i miss something"
She asked aalekh... Who was sitti g munching lays kept on table with neelu.. Who was under control now...
Even ali got hold of puja and now every one was sitting on the couch... Enjoying the show.

"are nai mam..." he handed over chips to her.. Asking her to sit...
"aabhich picture shuru hui..."

"naina...ye sab hum ghar pe baat kar lenge... Now lets go..." rajvrrr dragged her away from fish pond...
"noo... Aap hamesha mujhe ordrrs dete ho.. Mekahi nai aaunga aap ke saath..."

"aap ko pata he mam... Ye itne khadus he.... Sex bhi timer laga ke karte he.."
She started ranting keeping head on shalini's head...
"realy.."shalini.was getting full on entertained..
And rajveer full on embarassed...
"naina...jaanu..hum ghar chalte he...waha ker lenge ye sab baate..."

"noo.. Aaj mujhe sara faisla yahi karna he... I want it to sort now.."

"naina.. Dekho ese zid nai karte..." rajveer was now scared..

"aapko pata he mam... Parso army ball me
Wo backless blouse wali captain simran ke sath flirt kar rahe the..."

"o hello.
Maine bas us se complement kiya tha.... Aur us baat ka hissaab barabar ho chuka he.."
He had to speak up in his defence..before everyone assumed him to be a pervert.... As his own personal troublemaker was fully determined to get his reputation shredded... Tonight...
" fir bhi.. That's not fair captain... Biwi ke saamne kisi aur ladki se flirt.."

"aur mam... Hamesha cadet singh cadet singh karke orders dete he... Subha dudh me kacche ande daal de pilate he mujhe. Major bhargav se bade hitler he ye....
Inki cute shakal pe mat jao aap..."

"tumhari health ki fikr he.. Is liye ande khilata hu tumhe... Warna dominoes ki sponsorship. Le li he madam ne..... Do u know how unhealthy her lifestyle is.."
He again spoke in his defence...

"aur rahi baat us army ball ki.... To shalini... Is se pucho.. Is e kya kiya tha us ball ke baad....."

"kya kiya tha.." she asked amused in naina's ear... She giggled and asked her to forward her ear.

"wo base pe captain sameer he na"
"ya that hottie.."

"yupp.. Uske saath coffee pe gai thi..." she declared proudly..

"suna.. Suna iski harkaten..... Mene sirf flirt kiya.... To ye to directly coffe pe chale gai.."

"what is this thinking captain.. It was just a casual coffe.....not a date... Mujeh to. Aap bade liberal typ lagte the... I didn't expect this from you...."

"haina mam.. Shaadi ke pele kesi shri ram wali image bana rakhi thi.... Mujhe bhi laga ke ye good boy honge.... But you know what he dies when he is on..."

"uhhh.. Naina bohot hua.... Lets go home.....ye sab hum ghar pe bhi sort out kar sakte hai..."

He made a last attempt to save his virtue...

"batau mam ko... Ke aap mujhe... Teen baje tak sone nai dete.... Aur to aur... Subha 6 baje alarm ki tarah sir pe mandra rahe hote he.... Pehle hi raat ko itna thaka dete he.... Fir subha bhi shuru.."

"accha me jagata hu tumhe raat bhar... Khud ka kota kabhi khatam nai hota..."

"last time... Aap ne hi jagaya tha... Me to so rahi hi.... Aur to aur mam.... Ye kabhi mere pasand ki flavour nai late.... Hamesha wahi boring flavours.... Vanila"

"i...aur to aur.. Hamesha bhool jate he... Mujse kabhi pucha... Ki tumhe dotted chahiye ya ribbed.... Litche is my favourate.. Inse pucho... Inhe pata bhi he ye baat"

"tumse pucha tha maine.... Last time.. U told vanilla was ok.... Aur hamesha tum hi to le aati ho..
"
"wo to is liye ki hamesha aap bhool jate he... Bills bharna nai bhulte... Kuch exciting karna he bolo to.. Super market le kar chale jate he... Shopping karwane....so boring... That's his idea of an exciting weekend.... Koi spark hi nai..."

"itni hi spark chahiye thi to electritian se shaadi kar leti...."

"you have lured me in this marriage... Me choti bacchi thi... Aap ne hi seductive looks de kar...behlaya he mujhe.."
"o hello... Propose tum ne kiya tha..."

"haan.
. Isi liye aap mujeh for granted lete ho...rozroz patta gobi khilate ho..."

"eww.. I hate pata gobi
... Captain... Hamesha itna boring khana banate he.."

"haan mam... Jab bhi order karu... Lecture dene lagte he...."

"that's not fair..." shalini adding fuel to fire...

While every one else sharing chips and enjoying the show...

"ye flavours bhi aate he.. Apun ko pata nai tha.."

"we will get litchhe next time.."
Alekh and neelu decidi g among themselves...

"o hello... Pati hun tumhara.... Bawarchi nahi... Aur technically u should be the one. Cooking.... Kabhi anda bhi ubala he..."

"dekha mam kitna chavinist pov he inka....."
"haan haan.
. Tum to badi ideal feminist ho na"

"dekha dekha... Kese dat ke chup karate he mujhe.." she again ranted in a victimised tone....

"khud crocodile jese sofe. Par novel lekar padi rahe to kuch nai... Par me awaaz badi kar ke kuch keh dun.
To ramayan aa jati he....aur ye seeta ban jati he..."

She was now fuming...

"crocodile kisko bola..."

"tumhe.. Aur koi dikh raha he yaha.. Juse bol saku"

"how could you..."
She charged on him...
"i want a divorce...
I want it right now... Mam lawyer ko bulao..."

She attacked him..

"are tum kya divorce file kqrogi..coplaint to mai tumhari karunga... Pati pe haat uthati ho... Senior pati ke saath hata pai karti he ye aurat..."

"senior ho to kya life bhar left right left karwaoge"

"oye missed call... Isse pehle ke koi zakhmi ho... I dono ko alag karo..."

Aalekh. Almost picked naina from the waist and took her towards the parking....

While abhimanyu separated rajveer...

"what's up sir...."
Ud came near a blazing rajveer...
And hugged him...
While shalini took him out of the danger zone....

And they drove off to home seperately..
She had passed out..
And aalekh handed him over to rajveer...

"yelo sir.. Apna package khud sambhalo" .... And took neelu and drove off...

While... Rajveer drove off with her... Placing her on the bed.... Changi g her into night suit... Admiring the monster of his life... Who was all set to attack him today.....

And dozed off cuddling her..... Laughing at the way she made a sausage of his well maintained reputation... He never would thought in his nightmares that he would see this day....

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