Wanna hear a joke?

No.

You're boring!!

And you're annoying. Get over it.

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-Private chat with 'Queen Of My Heart'-

Queen Of My Heart: 14:22
Tea.

14:22 You:
I'm interested.

Queen Of My Heart: 14:22
Bakugou hates everyone

14:23 You:
I already know this

Queen Of My Heart: 14:23
But...
Whenever you're mentioned or when we're all playing together
He seems... different.

14:24 You:
You guys are pussies and don't argue with him.
No shit he's different.

Queen Of My Heart: 14:25
No...
He's actually calmer.
Like rn he's probably gonna kill Deku. Text him to see what happens.

14:25 You:
This is stupid
But oh well I like wasting his time.

-Pravate chat with 'Bakubitch'-

14:25 You:
Hi bitch.

Bakubitch: 14:26
The hell do you want?

14:26 You:
I'm just bored.

(New message from 'Queen Of My Heart': Omg you're a literal GOD. IT WORKED!)

Bakubitch: 14:27
Dumbass...

14:27 You:
Say what you want.
We both know the truth.

Bakubitch: 14:28
And what exactly is 'the truth' extra.

14:28 You:
We can't stand each other but you secretly like it.

Bakubitch: 14:29
HA!
YOU'RE HOPELESS

14:29 You:
Maybe.
Or maybe not...

Bakubitch: 14:30
What the hell are you talking about?

14:30 You:
It's nothing...

-Closed private chat with 'Bakubitch'-