my brother: you only have 3 or 4 minutes to live, but every time you breathe, the time resets.

my best friend: cats are just anti-dogs

my boyfriend: sleeping at night is just taking a long nap

Me: every time you paint a room, the room gets smaller

My older brother: everyone in the world could die at the same time and know one would know

My band Director: y'all are weird.

Drum Major: they're percussion. What'd you expect?