"I wanna get to that weird 3am section of YouTube but I don't know how."

"Stop I don't need nostalgia trips at 1 in the morning."

"How are you gonna have late night gaming sprees and stay up until midnight with a 3 year old in the room?"

"WHAT ARE THOSE SOCKS YOU WEAR LIKE PANTS?"

"Confess your sins to my holy rope of nerds."

"IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE
Y
M
A
C"

"Shut up and have some saltine crackers."

"I cannot for my love of you find my card!"

"See you tomorrow!"
"Tonight."
"what"
"There's a concert tonight."
"FFFFFFFFF-----"

"It's Monica with a c, not a k."
"Oh we can change that."

"ITS A CONCERT!"
"Relax, I'll dress up: I'll change into a new sweater!"

"That's racist to butts!"

"Hey I'm Communist! You wanna go out?"

"Apparently expressing strong political beliefs is frowned upon? Like what's wrong with being communist?"

"Where's my hoe?"

"No matter the situation I will always use nicknames."

"My worth is that of a lame chicken."

"We don't need Dwayne!"

"Someone wrote an article about the crimes of PDA."

"I'm the favorite child I bought recovery chocolate."

"You gotta start dropping hints for him! 'Hey, what do you think about prom?' 'Hey, I really like chocolate!' 'Hey, it'd be awesome if you got some chocolate for my good friend and fellow soccer manager!'"

"It's Friday the 13th and it's international kissing day. I'm either going to die or kiss someone. I'd rather die."

"The only reason I came was to see Katelyn scream over otters."

"THERE IS DOUGH ATTACKING ME!"

"NO CANOODLING"

"Justice for elevators"