ok this just something funny me and my friend were saying about me and my fandom's

Me: ok here some coca-coke mountain dew Gatorade Pepsi and surge

Child: what is this holds up surge

Me: it is a drink me and ur aunt cici drank when we were in highschool. Ohh. take child in living room

Me: ok the video games are here and here some books and move away from the windows

Child: why?

Me: goes over to window yep she is going super fast

Child: who?

Me: duck

*window crashes*

Cici: rises from the shattered glass WHERE IS SHE

me: GOODDAM IT THIS 4TH WIDOW I HAD TO REPLACE

Cici: I DONT CARE throws money. Now I heard the kid was sick I brought animé

Me; MY WINDOW!!!!!

Cici: I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR WINDOW I COULD HAVE BROKE THE WALL

Me: no we already did that over that one summer when we summoned levi.

Cici: yeah...

Me: how is levi by the way

Cici: dead

Me: not a agian.

Cici: yeah...

Me: anyway dont pull an act like your uncle taco and just sleep like the rest of your aunts and uncles or watch anime to shut your aunt up

Child: umm what about food?

Me: there is soup on the stove and cici dont burn it

Cici: umm u know I am going to still burn it anyway

Me: yep I know and I have some money for a pizza just in case

Child: where are you going?

Me: umm work...

Child: ok but where is daddy?

Cici: yeah this is the longest time loki hasn't came down and fixed it

Me: hehe well...

Cici: did he try to take over the world agian?

Me: yep

Cici: ohh well them how did it go?

Me: obviously not good

Cici: well what happened

Me: Thor visited

Cici: ohhh well that explains the beer stain on the walls

Me: yep well i will be back *i leaves* 

              *A ABOUT THREE DAYS LATER* 

Me: I am home... cici were is my child

Cici: hehe well...

Loki: goddamit not again 

Me: that was the 5th kid

Cici: I DONT CARE 

Me: bitch