Me: okay, guys I found some of my dads, uncle Z2's, aunt Xerneas, and uncle Yveltal and in their pokemon forms.

uncle Yveltal

his pokemon form

Me: he is the pokemon of death and when I was born, he try and teach me how to kill someone before going into a deep sleep for 10,000 years

aunt Xerneas

her pokemon form

Me: she's kinda like a mom and teach me how to NOT kill thing and give things live, and sometimes have fights with uncle Yveltal every 10,000 years

Dad

(picture him with red eyes)

his pokemon form

Me: he is mostly in his  50% form (the snake, like thing) but went no humans are near he is in his human form, and uncle Z2 looks like dad but with blue eyes.

(just for fun and WHY THE HECK NOT i'm gonna add me)

Me

my pokemon form(my pokemon form is a bit shorter then my aunts pokemon form)

Ryoma: why you and your aunt's pokemon form look alike?

Me: because I when I was young I had to pick a pokemon form, so I pick my aunt, and I was lucky to get a shiny one.

Takumi: so don't you have a mom?

Me: . . . .

Leo: hoshidan scum! what kind of question is that?!

Me: its fine Leo, I was born out of per light and every legendary pokemon was born with out a mom or a dad, but in my case i'm half wolf, half dragon, half fairy, and half pokemon.

All: BYE EVERYONE!!!