Hello there! This is Realm! I guess we should start off with an apology for not updating, hehe...

Me and Zap have been a bit busy and over time we kinda forgot about this book.. Our apologies

Also Jay is out saving Ninjago, again, and he forgot to remind us about this

(Actually, he was busy being trapped in Prime Empire, but same difference ~Zap)

(Well still kinda counts cause enemy is in the prime empire to soo.. ~Realm)

Random joke of the day: 

Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop?

It's too high a price toupee!

Random pun about the joke:

Wow, can't WIGgle your way out of that joke! I'd be surprised if you can escape without any consequences TOUPEE! 

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Ninjago puns:

It's pretty SHOCKING when you find out the sheer amount of electricity Jay can produce. It's absolutely ELECTRIFYING when you think about it. I hope it won't ZAP you're brain with the SHOCK of  it all. 

(Gee, thanks for using my name in a pun! ~Zap)

(>:3  I can and will use it again ~Realm)

Zane's robotic functions are pretty COOL, it must be nICE to have such functions. Then again there are the SLIP ups in the design, but overall it's a really nice design. The competition might be FROZEN in fear!

Kai can be such a FLAMEbrain at times, I swear with all his HOT hotheadedness he could set the bounty on FIRE if he wanted to, not using his elements. I just hope he doesn't actually end up reducing the bounty to EMBERS. 

Cole ROCKS! He's indeed very down to EARTH, and doesn't have a MOUNTAINOUS ego like some other person we know. At least he wont talk absolute BOULDERdash, but a little more sensible and sometimes fun. 

Lloyd can be pretty ENERGETIC don't you think?  I mean you'd think he'd be a little GREEN with envy after all that's happened to him for a better life. Then again, he was the Ultimate Spinjitzu Master at one point, he must have a heart of GOLD. 

Nya's definetly not WET behind the ears in the lightest, in face she's quite experienced considering how long she's been a ninja for. Sure she's had a few WAVES of hard times in training, but in the end she was able to TIDEy up her skills and WASH the enemy to defeat.

Morro is a GHOSTLY boy. He can't be PHASED by much, so there's a GHOST of a chance if you want to intimidate him. I suppose you could always try again  to-MORRO-w and see if you can PHASE him.

(The to-morro-w  bit is from ZeWeatherNinja so thanks for that =3)