Boy: Alrighty, and let's do this one for the data bank!

The boy says, fixing a camera into place. He sat in a chair in an advanced space ship in front of a computer terminal.

Distant Voice: You get one take, don't mess it up!

Boy: I know, I know.

He clears his throat.

Simon: Heya! The name's Simon Tennyson! I'm a human that comes from a little planet called "Remnant"!

He crosses his legs.

Simon: Humans are a funny little species. You see- for a while at least- half of the population had something called "Aura". Basically our souls projecting mana outward to act as an extra defence and abilities like flight or absorption that we called a "Semblance". It's hypothesized that in earlier eras of our species the ones with aura were fighters while the rest were gardeners, but that doesn't really matter. Anyway, just a few generations ago a baby started to mysteriously glow! And well, the world was flipped on its head!

He leans back in his chair.

Simon: In came "Quirks"! More organic powers, almost like a second Semblance! The world fell into chaos for a bit but slowly got better.

He sat up straight.

Simon: I am what's called a "nobody". Half of the population got a semblance, half got a quirk. But "god doesn't work in straight lines", so there was some overlap. They commonly called people with neither abilities a nobody. So there I was. A ten year-old kid with the dream of being a hero but no powers... Well, I didn't give up! My family was out of the picture so I took all I had and went on the road! I helped people who were lost, carried things for them, stuff like that.

He nervously looked down.

Simon: It wasn't much, but it was honest work...

He then smiles and looks back at the camera.

Simon: That is until I found this!!!

He held up his wrist.

Simon: An alien dude wanted to keep a digital record of every alien species in the known universe, and the ability to create and summon aliens of the opposite sex to insure none would go extinct! I've been using it to help make the universe a better place!

He went back to crossing his legs.

Simon: Currently, my buddy Tetrax is gonna help me get back to Remnant, so I can do my job and help it flourish!!!

He reaches for a button on the terminal.

Simon: I will update as I go!

And he pushed it, stopping the recording. Then, a man made from crystal walks out of the pilot's terminal.

Tetrax: We're here.

Simon: Sweet! Thanks Tetrax!

He says, excitedly getting up.

Simon: Just gonna grab my stuff!

He ran to another room. He grabbed a futuristic bag that he put on his back, using alien technology it was filled with a ton of things he could use, even more than it looked like it could hold.

Simon: And lastly...

He looks at a small bed set up with a girl asleep on it.

Simon: Okay, time to go Xandra!

He picked the sleeping girl up in a princess carry before leaving the room.

Simon: Beam us down whenever you're ready!

He says, stepping into a platform.

Tetrax: Don't mess it up, Tennyson.

Simon: Love you too buddy!

And in a blink, they had vanished.

Meanwhile—

Now on Remnant, the two were now on the edge of a kingdom. Simon took a deep inhale followed by a long exhale.

Simon:... home.

Xandra:... myehhh... hmmmm... where...?

Simon: It's okay, we're on Remnant!

Xandra: Oh... already...?

Simon: Yeah! You can keep sleeping if you want, I'll carry you honey!

Xandra: Hehe... thaaaanks!~

Simon kissed her on the forehead as she quickly fell back asleep, Simon starting to walk through the kingdom. Unlike most of his alien girls, Xandra couldn't return into his watch due to her unique species' properties.

Later—

Simon made it to a bullhead (basically a flying bus) and got a trip to a large, castle-like structure near the top of a mountain. B.U.A. The best school in the kingdom.

Simon(thinking): I just need a hero license and I'm golden!

He sat there, feet tapping softly against the metal floor while Xandra slept soundly next to him.

Later—

Simon now sat in a chair across from two people. The office was clock themed and rather large with a window overlooking the school. Xandra was placed on a sofa in the corner of the room while Simon talked with the two principals. The tall one with white hair was named Ozpin, while the short, animal-like creature was Nezu.

Nezu: Well, it's a pleasure to finally meet you! We've heard lots of great things about your space travels!

Ozpin: Yes. Especially that three-way interstellar conflict you ended!

Simon: Hehe, it was surprisingly easy! Just arrange a marriage and fix a bloodline, then it was done!

Ozpin: Well, we would like to welcome you back to remnant! We want to help you get settled with the laws and rules here, oh- and we want you to keep the whole "alien" thing under wraps for now if that's okay.

Simon: Sure thing! Say, I'm kinda homeless. Got anywhere I can stay?

Nezu: Well yes, we have something set up for you actually!

Ozpin: Well we could have just rented out an apartment for you but we thought we'd get you something less likely to get robbed or blown up. So, we got one of our staff to let you stay in their well protected mansions!

Simon: Oh, that's really nice of you!

Nezu: We'll get a bullhead to drop you off there. But before you go, we just have one more thing to talk about!

Simon: Well go right ahead hamster man!

Nezu: We have formulated an alibi for you!

He slides a paper across the table. Simon picked it up and started reading.

"Simon Tennyson, at the age of 10 was kidnapped by villains and badly hurt. It took a while but luckily his Quirk- Dream Come True- unlocked. His DNA was able to break off and create separate entities that ended up saving his life. He went to practice his quirk by himself, made his own support tool, got picked up by a pro and now, was accepted into B.U.A."

Nezu: We formulated news articles and everything!

Simon: Alright, got it! You guys really have thought of everything!

Nezu: We do like to be thorough!

Ozpin: Now, if you don't have any further questions we can get you settled in then.

Simon: Yeah, I'm all filled in! Thanks again for all the help!

Ozpin: No, thank you!

Later—

Simon walked out carrying Xandra like before, finding a woman in a hero costume was waiting for him.

Simon had heard of Midnight, the dominatrix hero. She was new around the time he left the planet so he hadn't seen much, but he was still happy to be living with a real hero.

Midnight: So, you're the alien hero I've heard so much about?

Simon: Yup! But those guys said I should keep the alien thing a secret.

Midnight: Loud and clear!

She smirks.

Midnight: So, care to take this back to my place?~

Simon: Sounds great!

Midnight: Okay cutie, sounds wonderful!

Simon:... apologies, I'm kinda bad at reading people. Are you flirting with me?

Midnight: And what if I am?~

Simon: Then I'd understand what you're expecting me to say next!

Midnight; Well, I was.

Simon: Alright!

Later—

Simon: So, how was that?

Midnight layer next to him in bed, heavily breathing, sweating, with messy hair, completely naked, covered in hickies and hardly conscious.

Simon: Yeah, that's how people normally react. Well we have school tomorrow so we should get so sleep!

He plants a kiss on Midnight's cheek, then leaning over to his other side and kissing Xandra, who had slept through the entire session next to them.

Midnight(thinking): What the hell was all that!?!?!?