Satansoo: You both act like a married couple

Idontgiveacrap: We aren't you and Kai

Real_Dumbo: Nor are we married

Yet!

Idontgiveacrap: look at mister fancy words over here

Real_Dumbo: Big words?

Nor?

Its not fancy

Idontgiveacrap: No-one that I know uses it

Maybe the Queen of England but no one that I know

Real_Dumbo: Oh I'm sorry Mr Autocorrect

Idontgiveacrap: -_- I fixed a sentence once!

Real_Dumbo: And spelling

Idontgiveacrap: Just the words that will annoy me later

Our fingers go to fast typing on our phones to notice the fact we make mistakes so it's my job to alert people

Only when necessary because I don't care half the time

Real_Dumbo: So if I did...

The students left there books on the table

You would...?

Idontgiveacrap: Tell you that you need to go back to middle school to learn that it's Their

Real_Dumbo: Hey Baek?

Idontgiveacrap: Yeah?

Real_Dumbo: Baek?

Idontgiveacrap: ?

Real_Dumbo: Baek

Baek

Baby

Honey

Princess

Booboo

The Baaek to my Chaan~

Idontgiveacrap: WHAT?!

Real_Dumbo: Anyone ever tell you you seem really hot when you're angry?

Idontgiveacrap: ...

I'm

Im not angry

Real_Dumbo: Yeah rightttt

And my name isn't Dumbo

Idontgiveacrap: We'll that could be debated

Real_Dumbo: As much as I would live to hear the list of you prove your point baby I can't I gotta get back to training

Idontgiveacrap: So you're going to leave me all alone...?

Some wanna be boyfriend you are

Satansoo: I'm here

Idontgiveacrap: Correction

So you're leaving me here all alone with Satan?!

What kind of wanna be boyfriend are you?!

Satansoo: I'm not that bad..

Chickennuggets4life: Babe you told the kid in the grocery store that if he didn't give you the last box of animal crackers that you'd hide under his bed tonight

Satansoo: He knew I was kidding

Chickennuggets4life: So a roaring crying 3 year old child kid knew you were kidding about that?

Satansoo: ....yeah....

Idontgiveacrap: SEE!

Real_Dumbo: Eh....

You got Jongin...?

Idontgiveacrap: The one who worships him?!

Really?!

Chickennuggets4life: Pfft i don't worship him

Satansoo: You worship me

Chickennuggets4life: Of course my Prince

Idontgiveacrap: See

Real_Dumbo: Yeah on second thought I think I'll stay

Idontgiveacrap: OH THANK YOU!!

I could kiss you!!

Wait um...

Satansoo: Damn maybe you should leave Baekhyun with me more often

Idontgiveacrap: No no dont do that

Real_Dumbo: Nah I'd never force you into anything that you're not comfortable with

So if you don't want me to kiss you then that's okay

Bitchimabottom: Awww that's cute!

Satansoo: He cares so much about you Baek

Idontgiveacrap: I think you should try and woo my friends considering they practically love you

Real_Dumbo: Sorry but I'm not interested in them

Chickennuggets4life: Damn right you ain't! Kyungsoo is mine!!

Bubblteaking: Don't even think about going near Lu

Real_Dumbo: I'm not interested in them! Jeez you boys know that. Heck Kai I helped you get Kyungsoo

Satansoo: Woah woah what?

Chickennuggets4life: You guys had Baek as your MatchMaker

We had Chanyeol

Idontgiveacrap: I guess we indirectly met through you Kai

Real_Dumbo: I knew alot about you from them 😂😂

Idontgiveacrap: They never told me anything about you

That's not fair

Real_Dumbo: Because I didn't want to come in like a bomb being deployed

Idontgiveacrap: Instead you came in when we were talking about your dick size

Real_Dumbo: By far the funniest moment in my life

Idontgiveacrap: You have a sad life then

Real_Dumbo: Of course I did but then I met you

My crush that I have never met before...

Bubbleteaking: Imagine if you two had met before

Idontgiveacrap: That would have been funny

But also dad because we don't remember

Chickennuggets4life: It could be just you that forgot though

Idontgiveacrap: I think I would remember someone like Chanyeol

Real_Dumbo: Not if I didn't talk much

Idontgiveacrap: Huh, that's actually...

Satansoo: Ugh my computer is so annoying!

Idontgiveacrap: What happened Kyung?

Bubbleteaking: Well there goes that conversation

Satansoo: It keeps saying that I can't access the schools webpage from my server which is complete bullshit because hello my server is designed by moi

Idontgiveacrap: And you're hacking into the schools mainframe why?

Satansoo: I want to have my name down for technology and photography club because once the club's day happens there will be too many names on the sheet that it will be gone so quickly so I want to put my name on their page already

Idontgiveacrap: Just use a that VR code I made

It breaks through any protectional system the site my have

Satansoo: Okay thank you!

Bubbleteaking: Did anyone understand that?

Real_Dumbo: Yep I know a thing or two about computers

Chickennuggets4life: Sehun and I clearly have no administration for this conversation

((I dont know one thing about computer software so I apologise if I didn't say anything right))

Bitchimabottom: Baekhyun remember the Percy Jackson book series?

Idontgiveacrap: You mean the best Demigod book series?

Yes I do

Bitchimabottom: I want to do some drawing in them but I can't seem to get the movie image out of my head

Idontgiveacrap: Nooo You watched the movie

I thought you don't do that when you want to draw the book

Bitchimabottom: I know but Logan was so cute with his blue eyes and..

Idontgiveacrap: Lalalala~

Don't want to hear it!

Reread the books

Bitchimabottom: I do have time on my hands...

Idontgiveacrap: Than do itt

Bitchimabottom: Okay!

Thank you!!

Bubbleteaking: You guys really are nerds aren't you?

Idontgiveacrap: Got a problem with that?

Bubblteaking: No sir!

Chickennuggets4life: Dude he's younger than you!

Bubbleteaking: Have you seen Baekhyun angry?!

Chickennuggets4life: No...?

Bubbleteaking: Let's hope for your baby maker that you never do

Real_Dumbo: Hey Baek have you seen any marvel movies??

Idontgiveacrap: Iron man is my favourite

Why?

Real_Dumbo: Nothing 😊

Bubbleteaking: What month is it?

Satansoo: August

Idontgiveacrap: School starts the end of September

Chickennuggets4life: That means it's 2 months from Halloween...

Bubbleteaking: Greatttt...

Chickennuggets4life: Fantastic...

Idontgiveacrap: Okay I'm lost

Real_Dumbo: Nothing!

Nothing at all

Bubbleteaking: We'll this has been an interesting day but i'm off to bed children

Chickennuggets4life: We are older than you

Well expect Baekhyun

Idontgiveacrap: Wait Sehun you have to log out!

Real_Dumbo: Nope he's gone

Chickennuggets4life: I'll hear all about it in the morning when Kyung wakes us all up

Idontgiveacrap: That is going to be funny as usual

Satansoo: Glad you find it amusing Baek 😊

Bubbleteaking: Oh Sehun you're going to be so grumpy in the morning

Chickennuggets4life: These 2 weeks cant hurry up no?

Idontgiveacrap:As much as I would love to be there I can't so I apologise Kai

Satansoo: Nah don't mind him

He gets emotional and deep when he's sleepy

Idontgiveacrap: Thanks for the tip

Real_Dumbo: Shouldn't you be in bed asleep baby?

Idontgiveacrap: Yeah but I'm not tired

Real_Dumbo: What time is it over there?

Idontgiveacrap: It's early let's just leave that there ㅋㅋㅋ

Real_Dumbo: Go to sleep

Idontgiveacrap: I cant~

Real_Dumbo: Why not~

Idontgiveacrap: Because you're not home yet 😉

Chickennuggets4life: Woah woah woah there

Satansoo: Shut up!!

Bubbleteaking: I will rip out your balls if you intrupt them again

Real_Dumbo: I'll be home soon baby

Idontgiveacrap: But I'm worried~

Real_Dumbo: About?

Idontgiveacrap: You getting hurt on the way home

It must be dark there by now

Real_Dumbo: You feeling okay Baek? You never really away stuff like this??

Idontgiveacrap: We'll I guess I should start

Just get home safe okay??

Real_Dumbo: Okay I promise

But you need sleep

Idontgiveacrap: Not till I know you're home

Real_Dumbo: How about you get to bed first and I'll wake you up when I get in?

Idontgiveacrap: Fine!

I'll turn on my notification bell on high but you better!

Real_Dumbo: I promise princess

Idontgiveacrap: Pinky?

Real_Dumbo: Pinky.

Idontgiveacrap: And don't call me princess

Real_Dumbo: Sorry beautiful

Idontgiveacrap: Aish 🙈🙈

Real_Dumbo: Goodnight baby~

Idontgiveacrap: Night Night