(Chanyeol's p.o.v)

Sneaky operation ft. NO BAEK

Bitchimabottom: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S YOUR COUSIN?!?!

Notmystyle: I don't understand why would need to get the reason how his dad's sister or brother had a kid Lu

Satansoo: BAEKHYUN HAS BEEN HAVING A HARSH TIME BECAUSE OF HER AND YOURE HER FAMILY?!

Real_Dumbo: I never knew about any of this until the other day when he told us

Bubbleteaking: Tell them what you did Chanyeol maybe then they won't rip your balls off you

Real_Dumbo: Well my aunt actually adopted Dara

So technically she isn't related to me at all. We don't really hear much about her here but I'm still really close with my aunt

Chickennuggets4life: They adopted a monster

Real_Dumbo: She had a warning before and if I tell my aunt that Dara was causing trouble again shell be going back into the foster system

Bitchimabottom: Maybe thats where she needs to be

Laymedown: Oh come on guys isn't that a bit mean putting a kid back into the system after they just got out of it

Real_Dumbo: Well I have this over her for future references

Satansoo: Evil.. I like it

Chickennuggets4life: I can be evil!

Bitchimabottom: Yeah if that counts eating buckets of fried chicken then yes Kai you are extremly evil

Chickennuggets4life: See! Luhan agrees with me!

Bitchimabottom: -_-

Bubblteaking: So how are you going to get the tickets man?

Real_Dumbo: Just ask her for them

Satansoo: Seriously?

Real_Dumbo: Yep she's on the decoration committee and has access to the tickets anyway

She even told me to order some so she could use the money for school appliances since I'm not even attending the school

So don't worry she won't know anything

Bitchimabottom: Good I can't wait to see that bitches face when Baek shows up looking the fucking bomb with you in his arm

Real_Dumbo: That's if he allows me to be his date

Notmystyle: Why wouldn't he?

Pandajams: Like come on Chanyeol it's you he'll be on his knees pleading

Real_Dumbo: Slight over exaggeration there Tao

Bubbleteaking: Anyway now that this is over can we go back to the normal group chat?

Do you wish to leave this chat?

Yes. no.

Private Message

Idontgiveacrap: Hey I have a question

Real_Dumbo: Yeah baby?

Idontgiveacrap: How did you know that the ball starts at 8?

Real_Dumbo: Oh um...

Isn't that usually when balls start??

Idontgiveacrap: I guess

You're probably right

Real_Dumbo: That all princess?

Idontgiveacrap: For the moment 😋

Real_Dumbo: No more questions?

Idontgiveacrap: Actually yeah I have one

Two actually

Real_Dumbo: Okay shoot

Idontgiveacrap: You grew up in Korea right?

Real_Dumbo: Yep spent the whole of my kindergarden and some of grade school there

Idontgiveacrap: Do you remember what kindergarden you went to?

Do you wish to leave this chat?

Yes!!!! no.

Cool bros + Jongdae

Real_Dumbo: GUYS!!!

Bubbleteaking: Seriously why are you yelling?!

Notmystyle: Is the dorm on fire?!

Chickennuggets4life: Are the frozen chicken nuggets I left in your freezer okay?!

TrollingMachine: I CAN YELL LOUDER!!

Laymedown: What's wrong Chanyeol?

Real_Dumbo: Baekhyun just asked me what kindergarden I attended!!!!

Notmystyle: And you are acting like the world is on flames why?

Bubbleteaking: He's figuring it out!!!

Chickennuggets4life: What?! How could he possibly figure it out so early?

Laymedown: Have you talked to him?

TrollingMachine: You said that he wouldn't remember you unless he saw you in person!!

Chickennuggets4life: THANK GOD THE CHICKEN IS SAFE!!

Real_Dumbo: He must have pieced things together by my profile picture!

Damn it!

Notmystyle: I must confess something...

Bubblteaking: What did you do?!

Real_Dumbo: Kris?

Notmystyle: The day you joined the chat Baek sent me a private message and asked if I had any pictures of you

Laymedown: And you sent them!?

Notmystyle: I didn't think that deep into the possibility of him figuring out that Chanyeol was his first kiss!

Like come on that was in kindergarden i don't even remember yesterday!!

Laymedown: Well he does have a point...

TrollingMachine: Good luck Chanyeol

Laymedown: Yesterday is a hard day to remember

Chickennuggets4life: Why don't you just tell him and see how it goes

Laymedown: I'm with Kai

Bubbleteaking: I am too like I mean there is only a slight possibly that he knows it you and besides he was probably just curious since he knows you grew up in Korea

Real_Dumbo: You have a point

Okay guys thanks!

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Private Message

Idontgiveacrap: Chanyeol?

Real_Dumbo: Sorry baby I had to do something real quick what was your question again?

Oh right!!

I went to Building Blocks, it was a red and white building and had a playground and a little forest behind where we used to go on fairy walks

Idontgiveacrap: Really??

Real_Dumbo: Yeah it was pretty cool which I was still there to be honest

Idontgiveacrap: Couldn't agree more

I mean life was so much easier back then when you dont care if you colour outside the lines

Real_Dumbo: Yeah you have a point

Idontgiveacrap: I think I actually attended that school too

Real_Dumbo: Really?

Idontgiveacrap: I have a pretty bad memory but yeah I think so

I remember going into the forest trail and getting told about the story of possible fairies living in the trees and if you tried hard enough you could find one

Real_Dumbo: We were gullible children back then

Idontgiveacrap: Speak for yourself I'm still a child

Real_Dumbo: So you're gullible too?

Idontgiveacrap: Depends on the situation i guess

Real_Dumbo: Okayyy

Idontgiveacrap: Hey Chanyeol?

Real_Dumbo: Mhm?

Idontgiveacrap: Thank you

Real_Dumbo: What for baby?

Idontgiveacrap: Being there for me I guess

You sorta just came into my life with a bam and I'm glad you did

Real_Dumbo: Well Baek I heard alot about you from the guys before I even thought about getting involved with the group

You seemed like an amazing person that everything I got told about you made me feel like we have been friends for years

Idontgiveacrap: Yeah it does feel like that

I'm getting too used to your company then I guess

Real_Dumbo: Is that really a bad thing though?

Idontgiveacrap: I don't think so

Real_Dumbo: So you don't mind if I stick around??

Idontgiveacrap: Of course not

In fact I think it would be best if you did stick around

Real_Dumbo: And why is that?

Idontgiveacrap: I don't know...

Maybe by the end of it we might get a relationship after this

Real_Dumbo: Really?!

Idontgiveacrap: Really what??

Real_Dumbo: You said that we might be able to have a relationship after this if I stick around

Idontgiveacrap: I cannot confirm nor deny that statement

Real_Dumbo: Hey that's my line!!

Idontgiveacrap: Yeah I don't think I used it right 😅

Real_Dumbo: Hmm, maybe if I stick around you'll be able to figure it out

Idontgiveacrap: You're right

Guess I need the practise

Real_Dumbo: I'm happy to help

Idontgiveacrap: So how has your day been?

Real_Dumbo: Eventful

Idontgiveacrap: I'd say so, I bet Kyungsoo wore you out earlier

Real_Dumbo: Woah Baek I thought I thought you you are the only one for meㅋㅋㅋ

Idontgiveacrap: I didn't mean it in that sense you pabo

Real_Dumbo: Ahhh I see

Idontgiveacrap: Plus Luhan and Kyungsoo can be a handful when they have stuff on their minds

Trust me this one time when we were talking about setting up the groupchat (Greg0r) they were sitting up for hours going theough ideas of how to name it

Real_Dumbo: How did they name it?

Idontgiveacrap: To be honest I'm not sure

It started out like Greg the name

Then the 0 is the amount of fucks I gave in making the name

While the R was just the finishing touch I guess

Real_Dumbo: Well then

Its a rather weird name

But it's interesting on a way

Idontgiveacrap: You get interested pretty quickly

Real_Dumbo: Keeps life fun I guess

It's how I got into all the music instruments I play as well as all the stuff in good at

Idontgiveacrap: By simply calling things interesting?

Real_Dumbo: I guess?

I mean I would think that the subject of choice is interesting then I'll start to wonder more about it - figure out how it works and make it so that I know it inside and out

Idontgiveacrap: That's actually pretty cool

So what can you do?

Real_Dumbo: I can play drums, guitar, trumpet, piano, I rap, make music, I can draw a little, I love cooking and I go with Lay and Sehun to the dance studio to start learning that

Idontgiveacrap: Woah that's alot

Real_Dumbo: It's not really

Idontgiveacrap: 😑😑 You play all that music and do some arts too thats pretty cool Chanyeol

Real_Dumbo: Well I'm glad you find it cool Baekhyun

Idontgiveacrap: I mean you are a pretty cool person

Real_Dumbo: Awww you're too cute

Idontgiveacrap:Shuttup

Real_Dumbo: Cant make me

Idontgiveacrap: True

But I can mute you

Real_Dumbo: That's a bit harsh

[Sent]

Real_Dumbo: You didnt just mute me

[Sent]

Real_Dumbo: I mean it would have been understanding if you blocked me but muting...

[Sent]

Real_Dumbo: That's just torture

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Real_Dumbo:😑😑😑😑

Idontgiveacrap:😊😊😊😊