Private Message: Real_Dumbo

Real_Dumbo: Please tell me that Luhan isn't actually going on a date with this Jisoo guy

Idontgiveacrap: Fine you caught us

We're trying to make Sehun jealous

Real_Dumbo: Oh thank God

Idontgiveacrap: Why?

Real_Dumbo: Sehun texted me in pm going crazy

He didn't know what to do

He kept saying how he should of done something and that his chance was gone

Idontgiveacrap: Really???

Please tell me you're being serious

Real_Dumbo: As my love for you

Idontgiveacrap: I said it once I'll say it again....

CHEESE

Real_Dumbo: And I'll ignore that statement

Idontgiveacrap: Aish

So it's serious then?

Real_Dumbo: I wouldn't lie to you when it includes our Child Baekhyun

Idontgiveacrap: Huh so you do know my name

Real_Dumbo: Why wouldn't I know your name?

It's Byun Baekhyun

Idontgiveacrap: You never used it before

Real_Dumbo: I haven't used it so you will get comfortable with me calling you other names

Idontgiveacrap: Like the nicknames you called me?

Real_Dumbo: Yep!

My princess

Idontgiveacrap: I'm not a girl

Real_Dumbo: My honey

Idontgiveacrap: Dont remember being made from bees...

Real_Dumbo: Babe

Idontgiveacrap: Eh

Real_Dumbo: And my baby

Idontgiveacrap: Who said I belong to you?

Real_Dumbo: Well no one

But I would love it if you were

Idontgiveacrap: Hmm

I'll think about it

Real_Dumbo: Are you serious??

Idontgiveacrap: Nope

Real_Dumbo: -_-

Idontgiveacrap: Haha

Real_Dumbo: That was mean

You got my hopes up for nothing 😢

Idontgiveacrap: Ah I'm sorry

Real_Dumbo: I'm officially done with you 😭

Idontgiveacrap: Don't say that

Real_Dumbo: You're such a meanie!

Idontgiveacrap: I do love that ship

Real_Dumbo: What?

Idontgiveacrap: The meanie ship

Omg do you not know Seventeen?!

Real_Dumbo: The Kpop band?

Idontgiveacrap: Band?!

Bitch they are royalty

Real_Dumbo: Who is meanie?

Idontgiveacrap: The ship name for Wonwoo and Mingyu

Real_Dumbo: Then how did they get Meanie? I thought a ship was two names mixed together...?

Idontgiveacrap: It is except Wonwoo's nickname when he was younger was Beanie (coz he always wore a beanie hat) hence how we got Meanie

Real_Dumbo: Huh

Makes sense.

Idontgiveacrap: So yeah you caught us

Lu isn't actually going on a date

Real_Dumbo: Well I'm glad because Sehun seemed really upset about the whole thing

Idontgiveacrap: How upset?

Real_Dumbo: To the point were he didn't even type

I had to try and decipher what he meant when he sent emojis instead of words.

Idontgiveacrap: Awwww

Poor Sehun

Real_Dumbo: I actually have a headache over trying to figure it out

Idontgiveacrap: Give me an example of what he was gonna say

Real_Dumbo: Okay

👬😭⚠💔

Idontgiveacrap: What does that mean?

Real_Dumbo: Luhan and Jisoo. Sehun crying. A warning before his heartbreaks

Idontgiveacrap: Woah that's serious

Real_Dumbo: To be honest I didn't expect him to react this way

He's usually very good with hiding his emotions.

Idontgiveacrap: Yeah he's like that with me too

Real_Dumbo: Its a bit weird because I'm not sure how to comfort him

Idontgiveacrap: Hmmm maybe we could help them out a little

Real_Dumbo: What do you mean?

Idontgiveacrap: Why don't we get Sehun to think that he's ruining Luhan's date

Real_Dumbo: Huh?

Idontgiveacrap: Okay so Sehun thinks that Luhan's date Jisoo is licking him up at 6 right?

Real_Dumbo: Yeah

Idontgiveacrap: Then get Sehun to show up earlier and drag Luhan out on his own date instead

Real_Dumbo: But it's not a real date

Idontgiveacrap: He doesn't need to know that

Real_Dumbo: Hmm I like the way you think babe

Idontgiveacrap: Its one of my talents

Real_Dumbo: I'll let Sehun know he has some date crashing to do

Chat soon x

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Group chat: 5 angels and a devil

Idontgiveacrap: Alright Lu listen up

Minnie: I'm terrified and I'm not the one being summonded.

Allihaveismoney: I'm curious

Bitchimmanly: What's up Baek?

Idontgiveacrap: You need to dress up like you're going on a date

Satansoo: What?

Bitchimmanly: Come again

Allihaveismoney: I thought he was going on one?

Minnie: I'm with Kyung and Su on this one

Pandajams: Same here

Bitchimmanly: I'm not actually going on a date, Baek and I made it up so Sehun would get jealous

Pandajams: Devious...

Minnie: Interesting

Allihaveismoney: I like it~

Idontgiveacrap: So you're obviously going to act the part Lu!

You need to get all dressed up with make up the lot!

Kyung you need to post the pictures into the groupchat before 6 so that Sehun gets a good look at what he's missing before the 'date'

Satansoo: I like you're thinking Baek

Pandajams: Me too very evil Baek

Bitchimmanly: But that's just effort

Idontgiveacrap: Life is a path of efforts

Deal with it

Bitchimmanly: Hey you can't use those words after I used them on you 

Idontgiveacrap: Its my quote I can use it as I please

Minnie: He has you there

Satansoo: I've been adopted by a mad man

Idontgiveacrap: You're one to talk

Allihaveismoney: Alright yeah I like this plan

Tao and Kyung can help pick out your clothes. Minseok is probably too sore in the ass to move as he's staying here in our dorm

Idontgiveacrap: And what will you be doing Hyung?

Allihaveismoney: Giving moral support from the living room

Satansoo: Can I trade?

Bitchimmanly: Ugh fine guess I'll see the rest of you here in a bit then

Idontgiveacrap: Oooo video chat me when you're all there okay?

Allihaveismoney: Wouldn't have it any other way

Do you wish to leave this conversation?

Yes.                     no

Group chat: Greg0r

[Online]

Chickennuggets4life ✔
Real_Dumbo ✔
Bubbleteaking✔
Laymedown✔
Notmystyle✔

[Everyone online ❌]

Idontgiveacrap: Ah I'm stuck with you people...

Chickennuggets4life: What do you mean by that?!

Laymedown: You mean the tops?

What's wrong with us?

Bubbleteaking: Did I just see Lay say we're tops? Implying Baek and the others as bottoms?

Idontgiveacrap: I thought he was high today...

Laymedown: I don't get high on Wednesday Baek

Notmystyle: And I don't wear Pink on Wednesdays. See we both lie

Idontgiveacrap: Yes mean girls!

Chickennuggets4life: Great movie

Real_Dumbo: Since when have you watched that?!

Notmystyle: I bet it was from his cousin

Idontgiveacrap: Nah it was Kyungsoo

B

ubbleteaking: Do I smell a bet coming???

Laymedown: Oh no...

Real_Dumbo: Hahahaha

Notmystyle: Alright 20 dollars says that Kai watched that movie because of his cousin

Idontgiveacrap: I say he watched it because of Kyungsoo

Real_Dumbo: Alright bets are placed anyone want to back out?

Notmystyle: Nope

Idontgiveacrap: I'm good

Laymedown: The wait is killing me

Bubbleteaking: I feel you man

Idontgiveacrap: You scared Krease?

Notmystyle: Can you spell properly?

Idontgiveacrap: Can you remember all the names of the girls you fucked

Laymedown: Pfft!

Bubbleteaking: That's my Mom!!

Real_Dumbo: HAHAHA

Chickennuggets4life: Why is Baek roasting Dad?

Bubblteaking: Kai?

Chickennuggets4life: Yeah whattup man?

Real_Dumbo: Who made you watch Mean Girls with them?

Laymedown: *grabs the popcorn*

Chickennuggets4life: Actually I watched it with Kyungsoo the other night

Idontgiveacrap: AH HA!

Notmystyle: OMG

NO!!!!

Bubbleteaking: That's why you shouldn't gamble kids

Laymedown: I believe you said that before right Kris ^

Idontgiveacrap: 20 dollars in my bag~~

Real_Dumbo: Congrats babe

Chickennuggets4life: You put a bet on me again?!

Bubbleteaking: For once it wasn't me this time

Notmystyle: Alright Baek you won fair and square

Chickennuggets4life: Baek you were the one who chose the movie for us

Idontgiveacrap: I know

Notmystyle: You cheat!

Idontgiveacrap: Read my user name!

Real_Dumbo: I see you still haven't changed it ;)

Idontgiveacrap: Effort

Bubblteaking: Bullshit

Laymedown: Just admit it you like it

Or him

Idontgiveacrap: ....

Can someone get him stoned again thank you

Real_Dumbo: You're in denial

Idontgiveacrap: Oh bite me

Real_Dumbo: Tell me where and when 😉

Bubbleteaking: YAH KEEP THAT SHIT TO PM

Notmystyle: Damn that turned for 0 to 100 real quick

Laymedown: Nah Jongdae is quicker when it comes to that shit

Bubbleteaking: He's quicker at doing other things to if you get what I mean 😉

Idontgiveacrap: I am disgusted

Notmystyle: Jeez how long?

Laymedown: At least 28 seconds

Bubbleteaking: Give the guy some credit guys

Real_Dumbo: Yeah come on Chen's an easy 15 seconds 😂😂😂

Idontgiveacrap: Oh shut up all of you my guess is neither one of you could pass the 40 second line

Notmystyle: Clearly haven't talked to Tao then

Idontgiveacrap: Oh believe me I have

And Suho too

Damn Kris for a guy at your length I expected more

Chickennuggets4life: Alright who gave Baekhyun Lay's weed?

Laymedown: Dad keeps getting roasted tonight

Real_Dumbo: HAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂

Idontgiveacrap: And you mister "I haven't been 7.5 since middle school" you probably couldn't even make anyone cum

Bubblteaking: OooooOooooo

Chickennuggets4life: Wait what did Chanyeol do to deserve that?

Notmystyle: I think he just....laughed?

Laymedown: SHHHH he's typing *eats popcorn*

Real_Dumbo: Guess you'll have to wait and see won't you baby 😉