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mark has a foot fetish

13:00

@bunny_young
serious question

@renjun_moominbae
shoot

@wong_yu.khei ✓
OUT

@youaremy.sunshine
ME

@dolphin_screams
do you think
the sun gets sad
because it thinks the
moon is running
away from it :(

@k.imdongyoung ✓
no because haechan
doesn't have feelings

@fullsun.haechan ✓
i'm a bad bitch

@tens_guitar
you can't kill me

@yukhei_puppy
yᵉᵉʰᵃʷ

@kuns_giggles
i SmElL liKE ᵇᵉᵉᶠ

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
do you think aliens tried
to put anal probes down
our throats first then
realised they could
kill us and decided
instead to cause us extreme
pleasure so we're complicit
when they take over

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
because most of the
abductees have been men

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
and probes vibrate

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
pretty much free vibrators

@president_chen ✓
Renjun @ aliens:

@president_chen ✓

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
free.

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
vibrators.

@its_smiletime ✓
okay but

@its_smiletime ✓
what if you twerk
and shit at the same time

@its_smiletime ✓
is it a sherk or a twit

@fall.coloured.renjun
N E O N E U N
M E O N G C H E O N G I

@jaehyun_spring
ᵗʷᶦᵗ ᵗʷᶦᵗ ᵗʷᶦᵗ ᵗʷᶦᵗ

@dolphin_screams
stream maria

@10.ten ✓
imagine if all humans
looked like snakes

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
you mean like you

@10.ten ✓

@youaremy.sunshine
OOH BRO THATS A
SICK BURNNNNNNN
BETTER GET SOME
ICEEEE BRO

@fullsun.haechan ✓
why are you like this -

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
oh stfu you started a
notebook to figure out
"markenese" so when mark
says shit like that you can
understand and react properly

@youaremy.sunshine
aww that's cool bro

@youaremy.sunshine
we should have a ft
soon and i can teach you
some swag 🤙

@xiao_puppy

@yuta_smile_please
you were bro zoned
twice in ten minutes

@qqian_kun ✓
ouch

@yukhei_puppy
ʷᵉˡˡ ᵃᵗ ˡᵉᵃˢᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵍᶦʳˡᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈ
ᵈᶦᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵗᵘʳⁿ ᶦⁿᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒᵒⁿ

@dolphin_screams
that's rough buddy

@wong_yu.khei ✓
you have a girlfriend?!

@wong_yu.khei ✓
wait but we're dating

@wong_yu.khei ✓
aMERICA EXPLAIN!!!

@yukhei_puppy
ⁿᵒ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᶜᵃʳᵗᵒᵒⁿ ᑫᵘᵒᵗᵉ

@yukhei_puppy
ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐʸ ᵏᵉʸᵇᵒᵃʳᵈ ᶦˢ ˢᵗᵘᶜᵏ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵘʷᵘ'

@kuns_giggles
did you know

@kuns_giggles
there's a fruit that
tastes like chocolate
pudding

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
That's cool and all
but too much water
can kill you

@fullsun.haechan ✓
hey ten

@fullsun.haechan ✓
want some water?

@10.ten ✓

@tens_guitar
you know what's more deadly?

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
What?

@tens_guitar
jason.

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
I see.

@tens_guitar
he's my pet snake

@tens_guitar

@k.imdongyoung ✓
that looks like a
really nice house

@tens_guitar
thanks it's jason's

@president_chen ✓
hi but bats sing love
songs and i think if i
tried hard enough i
could hit sonar levels
to seduce someone

@qqian_kun ✓
no

@jaehyun_spring
okay

@k.imdongyoung ✓
no

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
no

@president_chen ✓
taeyong said yes so
that's a yes in my book.

@xiao_puppy
lemurs get high on bugs

@youaremy.sunshine
i got high once

@fall.coloured.renjun
i remember that

@fall.coloured.renjun
you tried to eat a shoe sole
and cried for seven minutes
before slamming your face
into the ground and
somehow inchworming
through the house until
you fell down the stairs
and then fell asleep.

@youaremy.sunshine
yeah

@renjun_moominbae
that's illegal in korea

@renjun_moominbae
but has jeno gotten high?

@youaremy.sunshine
yeah but it was by accident,
his friend was getting high before
jeno got into the car

@youaremy.sunshine
jeno didn't drive with him

@youaremy.sunshine
he did nothing but sleep

@youaremy.sunshine
and cuddle his giant
worm on a string

@yuta_smile_please

@wong_yu.khei ✓
who would win in a
battle between worm
on a string and the
duolingo owl?

@wong_yu.khei ✓
i think it's duolingo

@dolphin_screams
it's obviously worm on a
string you uncultured swine

@kuns_giggles
have you seen the
versatility of duolingo
though? that man can
eat poison bread in
italian, threaten your
kneecaps in english, and
murder your family in thai.

@renjun_moominbae
but if duo eats the
worm, he's going to
choke on the string

@president_chen ✓
duolingo owl could
stab you and meet you
in hell to tell you to
keep your streak going and
no one would blink an eye

@fullsun.haechan ✓
a worm on a string could
do a sneak attack and strangle
duo or stuff his fluffy self
down duolingo's throat and laugh
like hehe

@renjun_moominbae
i'm like hehe

@fall.coloured.renjun
just like hehe

@xiao_puppy

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
*war flashbacks to when
hyuck printed out michael
jackson pictures and put
one in the toilet*

@its_smiletime ✓
yeah i shit on his face

@tens_guitar
what in the world even
happens in your dorms

@qqian_kun ✓
pure and utter chaos

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
It's honestly pretty terrifying.

@k.imdongyoung ✓
ten made us a new
pet that won't shut up

@jaehyun_spring
he made you a pet?

@k.imdongyoung ✓
yes

@10.ten ✓

@fall.coloured.renjun
WHAT THE
FUCKYEFIICTYRCOBIURZY

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
his name's chittaprrrrrrrrrrrrr

@fullsun.haechan ✓
you just gotta roll the r you know?

@yukhei_puppy
ʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳ

@wong_yu.khei ✓
they're gonna kill us in
our sleep i firmly believe that

@wong_yu.khei ✓
along with the duolingo
owl and a worm on a string

@yuta_smile_please
RRRRRRRRRR

@youaremy.sunshine
ppa-ppa-ppalgan mat

@youaremy.sunshine
gunggeumhae honey

@youaremy.sunshine
Kkaemulmyeon

@youaremy.sunshine
jeomjeom

@youaremy.sunshine
nogadeun

@youaremy.sunshine
strawberry geu mat

@fullsun.haechan ✓
corner candy shop

@fullsun.haechan ✓
chaja bwa baby

@fullsun.haechan ✓
naega jeil joahaneun

@fullsun.haechan ✓
geon yeoreum geu mat

@yuta_smile_please
yajanamu geuneul arae jolgo sipgo

@k.imdongyoung ✓
tteugeoun yeoreumbamui

@k.imdongyoung ✓
barameun bulgo

@tens_guitar
neomu swipge sarang

@tens_guitar
ppajyeo beoril nineteen

@president_chen ✓
urin jebeop eoulligo tto meotjyeo

@renjun_moominbae
joa cheonnune

@renjun_moominbae
banhae beorin

@renjun_moominbae
nega jakkuman

@renjun_moominbae
saenggangna

@kuns_giggles
nae bangsikdaero gallae

@fullsun.haechan ✓
PPA-PPA-PLALGAN MAT

@youaremy.sunshine
GUNGGEUMHAE HONEY

@fullsun.haechan ✓
KKAEMULMYEON JEOMJEOM

@youaremy.sunshine
NOGADEUN STRAWBERRY

@fullsun.haechan ✓
GEU MAT

@youaremy.sunshine
Corner candy shop

@fullsun.haechan ✓
chaja bwa baby

@youaremy.sunshine
NAEGA JEIL

@fullsun.haechan ✓
JOAHANEUN GEON

@youaremy.sunshine
YEOREUM GEU MAT

@fullsun.haechan ✓
YEAH

@youaremy.sunshine
YEAH

@xiao_puppy
i think we're just gonna
ignore that furbie
centipede and i'm
okay with that

@bunny_young
all i wanted to ask was
if someone could open
their animal crossing island
for me to get some pears
because i can't find any ;-;

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13:39

@k.imdongyoung ✓
hey taeil, i just
opened my island

@k.imdongyoung ✓
i have a ton of pears
because it's my natural
occurring fruit!

@k.imdongyoung ✓
it's called aurelia blooms

@bunny_young
oh wow

@bunny_young
OH WOW JRKWNSMAM

@bunny_young
YEAH OKAY

@bunny_young
i'll visit

@k.imdongyoung ✓
okay :D

@k.imdongyoung ✓
i have stuff all ready
for you to visit!

@bunny_young
wait there's so much
cute stuff 🥺

@bunny_young
your island is beautiful um

@bunny_young
am i allowed to call you doyoung?

@k.imdongyoung ✓
of course!

@k.imdongyoung ✓
and i can show you
around my island ~

@bunny_young
okay!

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@jeno.flowers: you dumb bitch even i didn't know and we grew in the same womb
⇨ @l.eemarkuri: @jeno.flowers am i really that bad
    ⇨ @jeno.flowers: @l.eemarkuri yeah

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this took me a whole week to finish -