1) If you were in a cliche fantasy story, what character would you be?

A lot of people said the third wheel or irrelevant sidekick

My answer: The one who's super aware of all the fiction tropes

2) If you were in a cliche high school story, what character would you be?

Everyone's answers were different

My answer:  Ngl the one who's out sick the entire time :/

3) If you were in a cliche horror story, what character would you be?

Everyone's answers were different

My answer:  The one who refuses to believe there's a killer

In fact... everyone's answers were different enough that I can make a story >:).  Unless you specifically said "I survive", you died.

Overdue invited everyone over to a sleepover, but sadly Greg got killed when going to get some ice cream (can we get an F).  Everyone was freaked out except Griffin who assumed Greg was trying to punk everyone.  Moonlight was paranoid about other people in the house, so convinced everyone to split up and search the house.  Confusion freaked out and ran outside, Dark called "who's there?" into a dark room and died (RIP), Moonlight got killed off-screen, and brucey sold out their friends to the killer.  Then, all the groups re-combined for the grand finale!  After combining their evidence, Quack questioned everything and realized the killed was lemonade.  Then brucey and lemonade jumped out and killed Griffin and Quack.  Secret tried to talk to the killed, but also got killed. But Darvel killed them both with Smart!  Overdue was a little traumatized but will probably be fine.

4) If you were in a cliche dystopian story, what character would you be?

Guess what?  We have enough for a story again!  Moonlight:  I didn't know which answer you mean, so I just went with the first one.

My answer:  The one who's death makes the hero angry.

We live in a dystopia future where both Dark and Brucey are claiming to be dictator of the world and fighting over it.  Vigilante Secret is trying to change things violently, while Quack is trying to work within the system.  During the opening scene, Greg dies to show us how serious the situation is.  Our team consists of Overdue, the hero, Moonlight, the confused kid, Darvel, the bool sidekick, and Griffin, who's probably going to die.  When Griffin dies, Overdue decides things need to change, and like, overthrows the government, much to the annoyance of Confusion who was just trying to eat their lunch, dammit.

5) If you were in a cliche murder mystery story, what character would you be?

Hey, we have enough variation for a story again!

My answer:  The victim who intentionally leaves a lot of clues behind

After reclusive mystery writer Griffin has been killed in his victorian mansion (it's ALWAYS a mystery writer in a victorian mansion), a number of crime-solving types have rushed to the scene.  Secret, the police officer with jurisdiction and their overenthusiastic annoying sidekick Overdue, as well as Quack, a private eye and their seemingly dumb sidekick Confusion.  Dark seems like the main suspect at first because they keep playing with their knives and saying "I'm glad Griffin is dead", but suspicious later falls onto Greg who kept stuttering during their interrogations.  Confusion later notices an important clue that helps them identify the series of clues Griffin left behind, but these don't turn out to be helpful until Moonlight drops an important clue, which Lemonade figures out means that Brucey is the killer.  The end.

6) If you were in a cliche action/adventure story, what character would you be?

A lot of people said something like "unimportant side character who later becomes important" or just a citizen.

My answer:  Probably the second most main character who like, contrasts their personality but saves the day a number of times.

7) If you were in a cliche zombie apocalypse story, what character would you be?

A lot of people said they'd be the ones hoarding all the food.

My answer:  Zombie #8

8) If you were in a cliche utopian sci-fi TV show, what character would you be?

There was a lot of variation.

My answer: Probably the second in command or something.

9) If you were in a cliche superhero story, what character would you be?

A lot of people who said the kid who got pulled into this by mistake.

My answer:  The non-powered sidekick who uses like, remote control airplanes and walkie talkies to provide duct tape tech support.

10) If you were in a cliche romance story, what character would you be?

Ok the answers were too different to make a story, but they were hilarious so go read them.

My answer:  The love interest's ex who the main character wants to hate but can't because I'm nice to them.

11) If you were a poll, what question would you ask?

You thought this question wasn't me fishing for poll questions?  You thought wrong.

1) What are your phobias?

2) What do you think of oranges?

3) Is it called social distancing if hundreds of people are in one staircase pushing each other around and almost touching?

4) Are you illiterate or just too smart?

5) Describe yourself in one word.

6) If you were a poll, what question would you ask?

7) What Kpop groups do u Stan?

8) If you lost a limb what would be the story behind it?

9) What's 0 divided my 0?

And here's my answer to this one:

10) If you were in a meme, what meme and what would you be doing?