So I met them
They make me feel good from my head to my bottom hem

We love to tell an awful pun
Honestly, it's really fun

They have a strange sense of humor
But, It seems that I can concur,

That so do I
And that is definitely no lie

And one day it might be
But today is not that day, I can see

They would not be into a person like I
For I am the apple in no one's eye