Snivy489   Dovewing70

Dearest Meggymoo,

I am human femme named Sacuda. Now see here, me a few of my readers have questions for you. Now, I know you will probably hate this immensely, but right now you don't have a choice since i am a GODDESS, in this world. I will appear in, 3,2,1. 

Much love,
                      Sacuda Ro'meave. 

"What in the name of Kaon does that even mean?" Megatron questioned with a glare, looking up at the screen of the Decepticon warship.

A sudden puff of smoke appeared behind the warlord and his commanding officer, Soundwave. It was the same human that visited the Autobot, Optimus Prime. Every Vehicon troop took out their plasma blaster and pointed it toward the small figure, who was holding a bottle of sparkling cider.

"I have a few questions for you, bucket head!" She screamed in anger and frustration, sending another puff of smoke toward the vehicons, making the disappear along with his cannon and blade.

Soundwave tries to attack and defend his master, but he was held back by him instead.

"Soundwave, don't." Megatron orders. "She is powerful. I want to know her demands." He mutters with a low growl.

"You don't have a choice." She says with a sing-song voice before sitting down on the floor and opening her sparkling apple cider. "Now my first question is, why do you allow the Screamer to live?" 

 "Screamer...?" He questions with a slight tilt of his head. 

 Soundwave showed him a visual of the seeker on his visor.

"Starscream." She confirms, pointing at the image, not realizing he wasn't aware of the seekers nick-name. "I mean he serves no purpose in your plans, especially thirty-three years ago. All he does is try to kill you and turn you war strategies into failures." She reasoned, taking a drink out of the bottle and making a face as the sizzling went down her throat. 

 "Well, it's humorous to see him fail and extremely fun to torture and mislead him from time to time like a pet." 

 "But that's not what a pet is..." She mumbled with a slight look of annoyance at the reference of animal abuse.

"What did you say?" He growls in annoyance, his servo going into a fist. 

 "Nothing, nothing st all, Lord Megatron." She shakes her head. "Next question. Why concentrate on only capturing the Autobot's human friends? Why not just grab any random human? You know that would work just as well, right?" 

 "I never thought of that." Megatron shrugged. "Although, taking their human friends away from them would be more painful." He grinned with his shark-like teeth. 

 "I see. And the last question, in the Bayverse movies, you put a tracker on Bumblee's tailgate. Why not just do that again and see where the signal disappears? Then you would know where they were hiding by like, season one." 

 "I... I never thought of that." He shook his head. 

 Sacuda facepalmed. "And this is why the Autobot's are always winning..." 

 "That's enough!" He yelled in anger and went to squish her like a bug. 

 "Bye-bye!" She waved, sending a puff of smoke and disappearing.

~Sacuda Ro'meave <3