"I just don't like the lifestyle you chose." My dad sighed.

"Yeah because everything is my choice, you could just choose to be black, right?" I replied sarcastically.

"I hate you." He glared at me.

"I hate you too." I air kissed him.

"Get out of my house, faggot." The man in front of me snarled.

"Will do, hetero." I shot back and left the house.

That was too fun.