Hello.

It's so good to see you.

Thank you for clicking on my story and for taking the time to read it. x

Before we get on with the story, first things first:

This is a work of fiction. I do not know Mr Leto, have never met him, never will, but I have the greatest respect for him and it is not my intention to hurt Mr Leto's feelings with this story.

If anything, this is my rascally way of showing how much I adore and worship this man. This story is a mere figment of my mind, a galactic amount of wishful thinking on my part, that I thought I'd share with fellow Shannon Leto worshippers out there.

Because I have never met this God of a man, I have taken incredible liberties in portraying him.

Please don't sue me. I'm devastatingly broke.

Secondly: if this is not for you, please feel free to leave quietly. This is a place of worship.

I'm very much for freedom of speech, but I am also a fervent defender of respect and kindness. A little bit of love goes a long way and gives you fuzzy feels.

Thirdly: I'm assuming that responsible, sexually active women are on birth control of some shape or form. So I don't feel the need to mention that in my stories.

Lastly, please don't steal my work. Don't copy it, don't put it up on other websites, don't translate it and sell it off as your own. It's disrespectful as hell and makes me want to go all Beatrix Kiddo - and no one wants to clean up that mess.

Enjoy what my gutter mind has dreamed up. :)

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