Minus and Blade were both panting heavily as they leaned on the side of building, both looking for anymore attackers.

"What the fuck? This place is full of hostile mutants." Blade whisper shouted.
"I think we don't have any other choice but to fig-" She was cut off by a blue beam of energy zipping past them. Bitch their eyes widened and they looked up to see a figure with yellow glowing eyes, their hands having blue swirls around them.

"Minus!" Blade shouted.
"On it!" Minus lifted both of her arms and sent her fastest, broadest frontal wave of weakening signals at the figure, making their body go limp and plummet to the ground.

Another mutant ran up behind them and stomped on the ground, causing the pavement to rippled like water and they both sunk in.

"Fuck it! I'm gonna kill them all!" Blade growled.
"Wait! What if they have families?!" Minus tried to reason, but Blade was pissed.
"If they wanted to see their family anymore, they wouldn't fuck with me." She shot back. Minus sighed before pulling herself out of the moving ground and pulling Blade up before throwing her at the mutant.

Blade's forearms turned to metal and she spun around in the air, slicing the mutant up as she went pass.

"Little bastard." Blade picked up his dismembered head and kicked it.
"Let's go." Minus sighed as she walked past her angry companion.

As they were walking, they saw a fucking tornado whirling towards them.
"Son of a-"Blade was cut off as the wind threw the two into a wads before sucking them into cyclone.

"Bitch!" She shouted as the two rode the swift wind.

Suddenly, it all stopped. Both of them realized they were hundreds of feet in the air. Both of them looked down and hugged each other for dear life.
"Fuck!" They screamed as they fell to the ground.

"If I die, I just want you to know that I was the only who killed your goldfish!" Minus confessed.
"It's okay! Because I was to person who cut up your favorite shirt!" Blade screamed back.
"What?!" Minus looked at her with anger.
"I wanted to wear it, but I got stuck in it and got frustrated. And when I was taking it off, my blades were out and I sliced it up!" Blade looked back at her.
"I'm gonna kill you!" Minus tightly wrapped her hands around Blade's throat and shook her head violently.
"That was my favorite fucking shirt! I payed $500 for that fucking signed Beyoncé shirt! I should throw you to the ground with my strength!" Minus screamed. Blade's tongue stuck out as she choked.

As they were going to his the ground, they landed in a bouncy castle.

Both girls lye there, breathing heavily, as they pondered if they were still alive.
"Is this heaven?" Minus asked softly as she looked at and equally dazed Blade.
"You know damn well that I'm going to hell." Blade said softly while looking into the sky. Minus giggled before looking up too.

Zip

Ken was suddenly in front of them.
"Boo!" He shouted, scaring the two.
"Oh my god! Don't do that!" Minus sighed as she clutched her heart.
"You little shit! I should slice you up and feed you to your father!" Blade growled, earning a Mach 8 slap from Ken.
"Bad Blade! Dats a Bad wurd!" Ken scolded.
"You've got balls to hit me kid." Blade sighed before standing up and stepping out of the bouncy castle, stabbing a giant hole into it on the way out.
"Woah!" The little boy and teenage girl shouted as the walls of the castle collapsed on top of them.

"If only those were real stones." Blade sighed as she used her ninja skills and ran up to wall of a building before jumping from roof tops back to the penthouse.

Minus put Ken on her back and super jumped from their location to the penthouse,thankful her super strength is full body.

One they got home, Ken super speeded to Scott.
"Daddy?" He asked as he tugged on the man's pant leg.
"Hm?" He hummed in response as he crotchets down in front of him.
"What are balls?" He tilted his head. Scott's eyes widened.
"I'll tell you when you're older." Scott stood back up.
"How much older?"
"Give it about ten years." Scott walked away swiftly.