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Nico Di Angelo: LSHIDMTWWASOTDF!!!!!

Percy Jackson: What even does that mean??

Annabeth Chase: *LMAO Wow autocorrect!!

Nico Di Angelo: No, it is LSHIDMTWWASOTDF.

Leo Da Bad Boy: What- How- What even??

Nico Di Angelo: -.- It means: Laughing So Hard I Dropped My Taco While Wearing A Sombrero On The Dance Floor.

Leo Valdez: You Dance?

Jason Grace: Yeah Neeks! You dance? That's your deepest, darkest secret? I thought it was-

Nico Di Angelo: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! And so what if I dance?? Is there a problem?

Annabeth Chase: More Importantly, Why are you wearing a sombrero?

Percy Jackson: Yeah, Are you in Italy or something?

Annabeth Chase: Um... Sombreros are Mexican...

Percy Jackson: So... He could still be in Italy!

Annabeth Chase: Do you even know what you're saying?

Percy Jackson has changed his name to Persassy Sasson.

Percy Jackson: I AM THE GOD OF SASS! FEAR ME!! RECOGNIZE MY GREATNESS!

Annabeth Chase: I've given up on him...

Athena hates Percy Jackson: Yes my daughter! At last, you realize how unworthy this Poseidon scum is!

Annabeth Chase: *sarcastic voice* I do Mum! I soooo do!

Persassy Sasson: OHH? SO YOU THINK I'M AN UNWORTHY POSEIDON SCUM NOW???

Annabeth Chase: *sarcastic voice* Yeah Percy, I do...

Persassy Sasson: I KNEW IT! YOU DO HATE ME-

Annabeth Chase: DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASTIC VOICE??

Persassy Sasson: I DON'T! SO THERE! *Sticks tongue out* YOU'RE WORSE THAN A SPIDER! YOU'RE WORSE THEN ALL OF THEM COMBINED!

Annabeth Chase: YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Persassy Sasson: OH YES I DID! SINCE YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT IN A BAG OF CHIPS, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SASS BATTLE! I DOUBT YOU CAN BEAT THE GOD OF SASS!

Annabeth Chase: You know what? Fine. I accept!

Persassy Sasson:

Move Out Annabeth, Persassy's in town,

You can't challenge me, I can make you drown,

Annabeth Chase: I don't think so!

My raps are so good, it's practically a crime,

Don't want all dis I got Rachel on the line,

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: Nope! I got over you a long time ago.

Dead in a flash? From me it's a no,

At least my Mamma loves me so

Athena Hates Percy Jackson: I love her!

I'm gonna win, own you so many times,

Why you ask? Cuz you got no rhymes.

Leo Da Bad Boy: Yeah... What does your name rhyme with?

I'm drowning with quests, wave after wave,

You get stuck with spiders in a cave,

Nico Di Angelo: And a very heavy statue which I had to carry!

My rhymes have won, go back to Luke,

Cause he's the only one who will take you.

Annabeth Chase: My turn!

Annabeth Chase:

If I lose this, change my name to Nick,

You're nothing without me, I ain't no sidekick.

Thalia Grace: You were my sidekick though!

Son of Poseidon, I'll beat your ass,

When it comes to wisegirl , you've got no sass

Persassy Sasson: Nonsense! I am the Sass God!

Your achilles heel won't save you from me

But you lost that too, you're as dumb as can be.

Persassy Sasson: So?? At least I had an Achilles heel to begin with!

You have power? You make toilets burst,

At least I had the guts to kiss you first

Persassy Sasson: SO???

You've got a few quests, you'd be dead in a flash,

If I wasn't there, saving your trash,

Persassy Sasson: THAT'S NOT TRUE!! I'VE SAVED MY BUTT A MILLION TIMES! LIKE THE TIME WHEN- UH... UH... THERE WAS ONE TIME!!

You never listen, but yeah you're a dude,

Blue food isn't even that good.

Persassy Sasson: *faints*

Leo Da Bad Boy: Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!!

Annabeth Chase: Oh, and Percy:

Persassy Sasson: Huh?

Annabeth Chase: I'm sorry, Let me try that again:-

Persassy Sasson: OH SO NOW YOU'RE SAYING I'M DUMB?

Annabeth Chase: YOU KNOW WHAT?? IF THE SHOE FITS, WEAR IT!

Persassy Sasson: THIS IS NOT ABOUT A SHOE!!!!!

Piper Mclean: Hey, you guys-

Jason Grace: If you hate each other

Piper Mclean: So much, then maybe you should

Jason Grace: Break up.

Persassy Sasson: *spit take*

Annabeth Chase: Us?? Break up?? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND???

Piper Mclean: I just thought... Since you were fighting so much, you could-

Jason Grace: Use a break!

Annabeth Chase: I love him the most!! Why would I need a break from him??

Persassy Sasson: You do??

Annabeth Chase: SHUT IT, KELP HEAD! I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!

Annabeth Chase: As I was saying, he is the love of my life! I love him more than anyone else!

Piper Mclean: Oh Yeah? Prove it!

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Annabeth Chase: Happy now?

Persassy Sasson: Sorry for getting mad Wise girl😔

Annabeth Chase: Me too😘😘😘

Persassy Sasson: But can I still be the Sass God??

Annabeth Chase: *le eye roll* Fine.

Persassy Sasson: I AM DA GOD OF SASS!

Piper Mclean: *High Fives Jason Grace*

Jason Grace: *High Fives back* Our plan worked! They're back together!

Aphrodite: This was your idea?? I'm proud of you, daughter!

Leo Da Bad Boy: Where did she come from?? O.o

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