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So this oneshot is based on an Idea I had I  my head where Nico gets flustered by compliments or certain phrases and actions so he always blushes he flips his hair forward and mumbles 'Fu$k you' or 'Fuçk off'. I will replace the c everyone, cause I am not getting deleted.

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I.

It happened first by accident. We were at lunch talking about all the cute things in life when Nico finally came to sit down.

He's always late for breakfast cause he over sleeps but yesterday the campfire was extended so he went to bed at 10 instead of nine.

So naturally he needed an extra 5 hours of sleep.

He came to lunch wearing a giant panda hoodie.

Yep.

You read that correctly.

Nico di Angelo, The ghost king and Prince of the Underworld, wearing an oversized panda hoodie.

If that wasn't cute, then nothing is.

So, as my duty as a human I had to say something.

The others thought so too, so when he sat down and they confirmed that, 'No they weren't seeing things. Nico is really wearing that. But he might still be able to kill us', we all simultaneously cooed at him.

He hadn't noticed our existence before so when he heard the noise he first looked up, then around in confusion and finally down.

His eyes widened while his face reddened.

"Its- its its not mine! Haze- she- my, my - I wasn't, payi-"

We cut off his adorable rambling with an even louder coo, because now he was blushing and the sight was just .. ugh.

(I finally understand what it means to lose the ability to 'even')

He gave up in the end and just tucked his head into his chest, hair coming foward to hide his face and muttered a minute "Fuçk off"

Awwe he's shy.

II.

The second was time deliberately.

Basically the boys knew that the girls all went on a shopping trip in New Rome that morning and woyld be gone all day so they took this opportunity to act as lewdly as they could short of walking around undressed.

(Although Jason and I basically tried with our low cut side tank tops and Leo shirt ComPleTely unbuttoned)

Nico appearently didn't get the memo, so being the awkward gay boy, he blushed at the sight of us.

(Not that we mind. I'm Bi. And they might be too cause we are all checking each other out. Shamelessly. Like I'm pretty sure Leo's neck at the angle he was staring at Jason's butt.)

He quickly hid it with sarcasm.

"You guys finally fulfilling your destiny of becoming strippers?"

Frank was a bit more tenative (only a bit) so he only wore a sleeveless ripped hoodie, so while we chuckled or agreed playfully he shook his like an dolphin they asked if it were allowed to be eaten.

I, obviously, had to take this opportunity to further fluster the son of hades because. .. Reasons.

"No, but I'd be happy to dance for you, baby" I purred it seductively. I've been told that I have a way with people because of my eyes, so I laid on the bedroom eyes thick.

Everyone who heard whistled and cheered at Nico's blush, which was now vivid thanks to Moi.

Not used to the attention, tucked his head in and grumbled out a "Fučk off"

Practically identical to the reaction last time, but only when is turned into center of attention.

Hmmmmm.

I could have some fun with this.

III.

Today was the day. The day I ask Nico out.

Annabeth and I broke up. It turns out she wasn't asexual, no just lesbian and the idea of doing anything with a guy disgusted her.

It was amicable and mutual because I started to develop feelings for the son of Hades. Our behaviour towards each other only changed in the physical sense. And not by that much.

We still cuddled because I am a love monster that thrives of warmth and hugs. Annabeth's words.

But then again I cuddled with everybody.

Which is why I am doing this in the first place.

I tried to show Nico that I liked him by subtly cuddling and touching him more than usual but piper said he was just getting used to physical contact so I had to be careful and that I seemed that way with everyone so there was no hint for him to pick up on. 

I agreed (After pouting endlessly at my failure to make him love me) wholeheartedly and worked up the courage-

-cough, after 2 months of the same thing, cough!

- Shut up brain. Anyway I worked up the courage to ask him out finally which is today! Yay!

I walked to his cabin while trying to use my water powers to banish the sweat that seemed to be pouring out me in waves. I'm not even completely sure why I'm nervous.

I've heard rumours that Nico had a crush on me, no I did not have a private dance party at that Shut Up, The Aphrodite kids don't mess around when it's comes to feelings so I had a small amount of faith but still, what if he rejects me? What if he's moved on after years of pining? What if he's already got a boyfriend? What if he's straight?!

..... Oh My God's!! What if he likes... JASON!! mention a user

Oh Gods.

I can't do this.

Jason's always been better than me. I mean I get it, I was into blondes too for a while, for example Lu-

Dammit. Apparently my body had a mind of its own and had knocked the door already and now Nico is standing there looking snuggle-worthy in his pyjamas  (At thRee In The aftErNooN?) And a surprised look on his face.

Probably thinking 'What is Percy Jackson and his loser face doing here? I thought Jason and I was supposed to have hot gay sex right about now while we laugh about how stupid Percy is'

Oh my Gods, I'm going to kill him for even hypothetically touching my baby. Where did I keep that dagger?-

"-rong, Perce?"

"Hmmmm? What?" I looked up

"I asked if anything's wrong."

Oh, so sweet and considerate, I swear he's an Ang-

"Because if not get the fůčk of my doorstep so I can sleep"

-el. Never mind.

"No. Nothing's wrong I just wanted to ask you a question."

"Go ahead, but make it quick. My plushies are calling to me." He added irritably.

"Plushi-"

"The question!" He tried to look impatient like there wasn't a blush on his face.

"Right.." I glance at him suspiciously "Anyway I was wondering if you'd like to have dinner with me. As a date, to clarify"

Yes Jackson. Pretend to be confident until you're married to him and then cry at how hard you kept your composure.

He blinked at me owlishly, then burst out laughing although forcibly.

"Well done guys, that's the best prank you've played yet!"

Ouch, my fweelings

How could he think this was a joke. Can't he see, nay, smell how much I'm sweating in nervousness. Well it's my fault anyway thinking I could just walk up to the most beautiful human alive and ask him on a da-

"Y-you think-k I'm I'm be-beautiful?"

Dammit I said it all out loud.

A giggle brought me back to reality.

"Yeah, you did."

Dammit. I did it again.

He outright laughed now. He looked up to me a vivid blush on his face and then as quick as lightning he pressed chaste kiss to my cheek. It was enough to send warmth spreading throwing my body.

We stared at each other for a while until I finally said "Tomorrow at 6?"

"Ye-yeah"

I turned around and feeling accomplished, ready to leave into the sunset but I quickly turned around and kissed him on the lips.

The kiss was short but apparently enough to transform into a tomato. Perfect.

"There. You look adorable when you blush" I whispered.

He shoved me away and looked down at his fluffy black slippers and mumbled a minute "Fůčk off"

I grinned and walked away.

Yep. Life is great.

Now to talk about boundaries with a certain son of Jupiter and BOOM, life problems solved.

-ish.

Eh.

1399 words.

Phew! That was a while load of nothing. Tell me what you think but I am disappointed in myself. Hopefully It doesnt completely suck.

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