Quiet down backstage, everybody! We are on in five, four, three...

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host... PepperRavenBat!

It's Pepper's Random Stuff The Third, with our very special guest, Mao Mao! WHOOOOO!

It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights!

It's time to hang with Pepper in the randoms book tonight!

It's time to put on makeup, it's time to dress up right!

It's time to get things started!

Susie: Why don't you get things started?!

Brock: I always dreamed we'd be back here, dude.

Master Frown: Dreams?! Those were nightmares! HAHA!

It's time to get things started 

On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Peppertational...

This is what we call Pepper's Random Stuff!!!

(Puppycorn plays a trumpet solo)

Welcome, dear friends, to the third installment of Pepper's Random Stuff! I'll be standing by to take your requests if you have any, and boy oh boy, do I have another wonderful heap of randomness for y'all to sink your teeth in, with our very special guests, Sheriff Mao Mao and the Pure Heart Valley Sheriff's Department!

Badgerclops: "Sheriff's Department faces the camera and greets the audience..." Uh... hello.

Adorabat: I'm a performer!

Brock: Would you look at him, man?! We are in the presence of a modern-day action hero!

Master Frown: I know! And look at the robot-armed chipmunk next to him! Such slackery nature, he puts you to shame!

...Okay. Now, without any further ado, let's get this party started!