A/N: Hi. So I'd seen this commercial that Pedro did a while ago. It's for some wine.

The Casillero del Diablo wine. It's on YouTube so you can check it out if interested.

You're involved romantically and are Pedro's partner in crime, you both plan to steal this special wine and things end up getting out of hand.

Some swearing, violence and innuendo.

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"Mi amor?"

"Have you had a breakthrough in our plot?" You ask, pushing your body close to Pedro's. He's soo sexy, that sometimes you honestly can't stand it!

Pedro's fingers slip under your dress skirt, his fingers grazing your bare skin on your thigh. You shift, grabbing Pedro by the lapels of his suit jacket, tugging him closer.

Your lips crash into each other's. You smile tenderly, gently stroking his facial hair. Pedro grins wickedly.

"If you keep distracting me, little one, I shall never get this plot together." You giggle, kissing him again.

"Ooh, you've uncovered my plot." Pedro chuckles. Then he sighs. You put your hand on his face, turning it slightly.

"You can do this, Pedrito. No one is more skilled at such things than you are."

Pedro grabs you by the waist, holding you close. His gaze is intense, yet you can still see the tenderness there as well.

"Only because I have you by my side." You chuckle.

"Absolutmente."

........

Pedro has shut down the power to the house where the special items are being held.

You have your night vision goggles, as does Pedro. You stick close to him. You can hear panicked shouting coming all around you.

You slowly make your way over to the vault. You discover you're trembling. You're not concerned for your own safety, but are concerned about Pedro.

He's all you have. You're frightened to lose him. However, this is not your first attempt at robbery.

Pedro always knows exactly what he wants. And when he finds something that he must have, he does whatever he has to secure that item.

He loves shiny things. And beautiful things. You think of all those paintings, jewelry and artifacts that are proudly displayed all over Pedro's mansion.

Yet...you honestly wonder if this is really worth the risk. It's...not shiny. Or beautiful. However, it is worth a great deal.

You reach the vault. Now comes the tricky part. Opening the damn thing. Pedro is a master of opening vaults. You've lost track at how many he's cracked.

Pedro fiddles with the buttons. The panicked shouting isn't as strong. However, you can still hear footsteps pounding and you're afraid that any moment, someone will discover you.

"Eureka!" Pedro exclaims, sounding triumph. You relax ever so slightly, but not much. Pedro slips into the vault, you close on his heels.

Pedro walks straight over to the shelves and begins pulling off several bottles. You suddenly wonder how the hell you're going to get these out of here without the bottles smashing against each other and soaking you and Pedro with wine.

"Remind me again, why you wanted this shit?" You snap, suddenly feeling irritable.

"Mi amor, this wine is special. And not just because it's so expensive. It has been said that it holds supernatural powers."

You give Pedro a look. This guy is off his damn rocker! There's no way this crap is that important. If it were, it'd be locked up much tighter than it is.

Pedro carefully arranges the wine bottles in his special bag, so that hopefully they won't break.

Aa soon as you've taken enough, you slip into the main room, keeping an eye out for anyone who might try to stop you.

You and Pedro are almost out when several men discover you. Pedro slips the bag of wine to you after he helps you climb out a window.

You reach for Pedro's hand. Then...gunshots. And Pedro's body goes..limp.

.........

You couldn't fall apart. Not now. Pedro had been shot. It didn't appear to be life threatening. But he was in a lot of pain and it was up to you to get both him and this damn wine out and back to the car.

It takes several attempts before you finally manage to get Pedro out of the house. You feel the warm, sticky blood on your hands and you try not to mind.

Pedro's breathing is ragged and you're scared he'll pass out on you before you even make it to the car.

By some stroke of luck, you make it. You help Pedro into the car and set the bag in next to him. You quickly climb into the car.

You hear shouting and footsteps coming. You hurriedly start up the car and quickly head for home.

........

You're pissed at Pedro! He's more worried about the damn wine than he is about himself! You refuse to even let him open the bag until you've taken care of his gunshot wound.

"Please, Y/N!" Pedro is pleading. "We should open some wine. That will heal me."

"Bite me." You finish wrapping his wound and immediately collapse into his arms, sobbing against his chest.

Pedro holds you, stroking your long, tangled hair as you cry. You can't lose him. You won't.

"There, there," Pedro soothes. "I'm all right. Ssh. Mi amor. I'm all right."

You collect yourself and move away from him, grabbing the bag of wine and giving it to Pedro. He eagerly opens the bag, pulling out two bottles.

You go and get the bottle opener and some glasses. You look down. You have Pedro's blood smeared down your shirt and on your hands and pants.

You sigh aa you return to Pedro. He must not be in terrible shape, as he's grinning. You pop open both the bottles and decide to not even use the damn glasses.

Pedro gulps down half the wine, a slow smile spreading across his handsome face.

"That is magnificent!" You taste it. It's..strong. Much stronger than you expected.

"I can already feeling it working."

"No, that's nothing supernatural, you idiot. That's just the alcohol." Pedro's fingers graze your thigh and you squirm.

"No," Pedro disagrees. "This is truly supernatural." He grins.

"Would you steal from the devil himself?"

You lean in, capturing Pedro's lips with your own and grinning.

"We just did."