Soren: I don't wanna do this anymore.

Talia: DUDE. What the hell?! What's wrong? Call me.

Soren: No.

Talia: I SWEAR. What's wrong? Are you okay?

Soren: No.

Talia: Is that all you can say?

Soren: No.

Talia: ...

Soren: :P

Talia: Are you done being sarcastic yet?

Soren: No.

Talia: K.

Soren: K.

Talia: K.

Soren: K.

Talia: I hate you sometimes.

Soren: You know you love me.

Talia: K.

Soren: K.

Talia: I'm mad at you.

Talia: You can't just leave like that. Where's my explanation?

Soren: 1- Chill out. I don't even know you in real life, and you're acting entitled to explanations as to where I've been. 2- You're also acting like a clingy girlfriend. Has it ever occurred to you that I have a life besides texting strangers?

Talia: Your ex sure did dodge a bullet.