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Officer: Alright, what’re your names?
Loxo : Don’t tell him, Rico
Officer, writing it down: Rico
Loxo: Oh shit
Rico: Way to go, Loxo
Officer:...
Rico: motherfu-

(Source: unknown)

Secret: I have faith in you.
Bloody, genuinely confused: Why?

(Source: DC legends of tomorrow)

Secret: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
Bloody: [sighing] Bishop’s…
Bishop: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.
Silence: [wiping away a tear] Inspirational.

(Source : unknown)

Silence: I am the kind of person that likes to think things through.
Voodoo : Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

(Source: Mike and Molly)

Bloody, to Secret: We don’t use bad words in this house.
Bishop, in the distance: FUCK!
(Source: idk)

Secret: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Bloody: Please never become a surgeon.
( Source: Tumblr?)

Bloody: Why are you like this?
Bishop: I used too much ‘no more tears’ shampoo in 2009 and haven’t felt a single emotion since.
(Unknown)

[loud creaking noise]
Sunset: What was that?
Voodoo: Probably Silence with the snacks.
Loxo, with a poker face: Dun dun dun, it's a ghost.
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Ricochet, rocking back in fourth in the corner: This house has concrete floors, how was that sound made?
Voodoo: Wow, Rico is SHOOK.
(Tumblr)

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